The Conjuring (2013)
4/10
It was a movie that is widely regarded to be good, but made after the 90s, and it’s Duracell. What did you expect?
Exactly what happened. Still is funny.
Yep. That most everyone considers a generic, derivative, cliched, silly, obnoxious horror film worthy of the made-for-TV or direct-to-video market something approaching above-average is, indeed, still funny.
Wait wait wait…aren’t you like a huge NOES fan or something?
The Conjuring (2013)
4/10
It was a movie that is widely regarded to be good, but made after the 90s, and it’s Duracell. What did you expect?
Exactly what happened. Still is funny.
Yep. That most everyone considers a generic, derivative, cliched, silly, obnoxious horror film worthy of the made-for-TV or direct-to-video market something approaching above-average is, indeed, still funny.
Lol ok. Change the release date to 1995 and you would have loved it.
The Conjuring (2013)
4/10
It was a movie that is widely regarded to be good, but made after the 90s, and it’s Duracell. What did you expect?
Exactly what happened. Still is funny.
Yep. That most everyone considers a generic, derivative, cliched, silly, obnoxious horror film worthy of the made-for-TV or direct-to-video market something approaching above-average is, indeed, still funny.
Lol ok. Change the release date to 1995 and you would have loved it.
BUT EVERYTHING IN 1995 WAS ORIGINAL AND EVERYTHING NOW IS JUST RIPPING 1995 OFF
1995 is so yesterday. I recommend you check out 1985. That was before the Milleniums ruined everything.
the Milleniums
Interesting.
Wait wait wait…aren’t you like a huge NOES fan or something?
A fan of parts 1, 3, and 7, all of which are better than The Conjuring could ever hope to be.
The Conjuring (2013)
4/10
It was a movie that is widely regarded to be good, but made after the 90s, and it’s Duracell. What did you expect?
Exactly what happened. Still is funny.
Yep. That most everyone considers a generic, derivative, cliched, silly, obnoxious horror film worthy of the made-for-TV or direct-to-video market something approaching above-average is, indeed, still funny.
Lol ok. Change the release date to 1995 and you would have loved it.
LOL, no.
1995 is so yesterday. I recommend you check out 1985. That was before the Milleniums ruined everything.
Millennials were just little kids in '95.
The Person in Question
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument, check this out:
2001
2002
2003
2004
2005
2007
2009
2013
2014
2015
2016
That’s a list of nineteen horror films – all made within the 21st century, all of which I’ve rated an 8 or higher. I could’ve listed movies I’ve rated 6-7, short films, and films which aren’t strictly horror (dark fantasy, thrillers, kaiju films, etc.), but I decided to go the route of brevity.
Wait wait wait…aren’t you like a huge NOES fan or something?
A fan of parts 1, 3, and 7, all of which are better than The Conjuring could ever hope to be.
LOL, no.
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument
We’re just trying to make sense of the nonsensical.
Wait wait wait…aren’t you like a huge NOES fan or something?
A fan of parts 1, 3, and 7, all of which are better than The Conjuring could ever hope to be.
LOL, no.
That’s what I’ve always liked about you, Frink – your utterly ridiculous sense of reality.
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument
We’re just trying to make sense of the nonsensical.
Likewise.
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument
We’re just trying to make sense of the nonsensical.
There’s nothing nonsensical about not liking The Conjuring.
I didn’t know it was so well liked.
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument
We’re just trying to make sense of the nonsensical.
There’s nothing nonsensical about not liking The Conjuring.
I didn’t know it was so well liked.
Now where’s that Top Gun gif. . . .
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
The Person in Question
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
Oh, and to those resorting to the oh-so-amusing “You only hate horror movies if they’re new” strawman argument
We’re just trying to make sense of the nonsensical.
There’s nothing nonsensical about not liking The Conjuring.
I didn’t know it was so well liked.Now where’s that Top Gun gif. . . .
Right here-
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES
Funny how most horror fans disagree with you regarding NOES. But I guess majority rules only when you agree with that majority.
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
Yeah I wouldn’t call it a masterpiece or genre defining but it’s a well made movie and a 4/10 and not as good as bird is absurd. It has a good consistent tone at least and I’d give it a 7.5/10.
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
I know they ran it into the ground with the sequels, but the original NOES is pretty damn terrifying. Whatever happened to that Johnny Depp kid anyway? 😉
Where were you in '77?
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
I know they ran it into the ground with the sequels, but the original NOES is pretty damn terrifying.
Not to mention it had a strong female protagonist and was conceived by a filmmaker who had a vision and a story to tell, a far cry from Halloween-knockoff dross like Friday the 13th which is only about tits and blood.
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
Definitely, although Nightmare on Elm Street 1 is great, but after that they’re pretty much comedies.
The Person in Question
I didn’t know Conjuring was so well thought of. I liked it though.
Pretty much this. I thought it was fine, not great, but certainly better than shitty trash horror movies like NOES, Friday the 13th, and the like. It was an actual movie with actors, story, and so on.
I know they ran it into the ground with the sequels, but the original NOES is pretty damn terrifying.
Not to mention it had a strong female protagonist and was conceived by a filmmaker who had a vision and a story to tell, a far cry from Halloween-knockoff dross like Friday the 13th which is only about tits and blood.
Wes Craven did that again with Scream in the 90s.
The Person in Question
