I would hate for my entire childhood to be one big movie. It’d be like that one Jim Carrey movie but being aware the whole time.
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The Belko Experiment - 7/10
Solid flick, made a lot better by the guys sitting behind me.
“Look at this guy, tryna be tactical with his short sleeve dress shirt.”
I would hate for my entire childhood to be one big movie. It’d be like that one Jim Carrey movie but being aware the whole time.
Not really. He’s fifteen about half-way through. The 12 years thing was actually pretty well done in the sense that it felt like a movie. The fact that it was the same actors the whole time seemed incidental.
The Person in Question
I thought the 12 year conceit added an almost indescribable sense of reality in its passage of time. Yeah, I know, how is it indescribable if that fact is plainly obvious? Well I just felt watching it that there was something really profound and affecting about seeing the story of someone’s life play out in that way beyond just the simple fact of it. I wish I could explain it better, but, as I said, it’s kinda indescribable. More something experienced.
Also, re: coffee’s point, it’s not like it was a documentary where they were filming constantly. More like they’d get together once a year to film scenes.
I thought the 12 year conceit added an almost indescribable sense of reality in its passage of time. Yeah, I know, how is it indescribable if that fact is plainly obvious? Well I just felt watching it that there was something really profound and affecting about seeing the story of someone’s life play out in that way beyond just the simple fact of it. I wish I could explain it better, but, as I said, it’s kinda indescribable. More something experienced.
Yeah, it was pretty interesting.
Also, re: coffee’s point, it’s not like it was a documentary where they were filming constantly. More like they’d get together once a year to film scenes.
Right, this is what I was trying to say.
The Person in Question
Ghostbusters (2016)
It sucked. A lot.
3/10
Not enough people read the EU.
Why’d you watch the whole thing then?
The Person in Question
Why’d you watch the whole thing then?
Because it was family movie night and I wasn’t allowed to leave the lounge room.
Not enough people read the EU.
Life (2017)
Sci-Fi Horror about a group of 6 crew members on a space station, examining rock samples from Mars, in search of life. The movie is not deliberately scary like most horror movies, with jump scares. The atmosphere is reminiscent of the Alien franchise. It’s a great movie, and I recommend it to anyone who likes Horror movies.
Judge Dredd (1995)
There are some fun elements but it’s mostly stupid.
4/10
The only thing I remember about that movie is that they basically wallpapered every Taco Bell in America with Judge Dredd stuff for one summer in the mid-90s.
The Robot is good, Mean Machine Angel is spot on the city looks good. Max Von Sydow and Jurgen Prochnow are always welcome in my eyeballs. Everything else is crap which is a shame because the world of Dredd is perfectly designed and worked out and would make a great telly show or film series.
Yes. I actually think that that was one of Red Letter Media’s least funny and most cringe-worthy memes.
EDIT: Just to be clear, I love RLM, but they have a large subset of their fanbase that will parrot every single thing that they say as though it is 100% fact. It isn’t RLM’s fault, but it’s something that I can’t stand about its fanbase.
Their fan base made it cringeworthy like everything in a youtube comments section. But the whole thing was just another one of their reactions based on people saying how dare they not like something, so in a way it’s perfect.
Aliens (1986) 6/10
Which version of that film do you watch? I’ve only seen the director’s cut, which I think tends to drag on at times, especially at the beginning. Does the shorter running time of the theatrical cut make it more bearable?
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
Aliens (1986) 6/10
Which version of that film do you watch? I’ve only seen the director’s cut, which I think tends to drag on at times, especially at the beginning. Does the shorter running time of the theatrical cut make it more bearable?
I was watching the Director’s Cut, and yes I feel the theatrical is a little bit better. The scenes with the family at the start of the film are so cheesy. The 80’s hair styles also stand out.
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
Why’d you watch the whole thing then?
Because it was family movie night and I wasn’t allowed to leave the lounge room.
Thank God my family didn’t have family nights.
The Person in Question
We have family movie night and our girls get to choose. It’s how I finally saw Moana.
What if one girl hates the movie that the other girl chose? Just for curiosity’s sake, how would you handle that?
The Person in Question
Probably have to return the movie, maybe even sell the house.
^I’d burn the movie and the house, just to be safe.
Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.
No, would he make the other watch the movie like LuckyGungan had to do with the Ghostbusters remake?
The Person in Question
No one is forced to watch anything, if there’s no agreement we suggest something different.
Dang. I was hoping you’d say you restrain them, pin their eyes open, and force them to watch it ala Alex in A Clockwork Orange.
THE SHACK
Impressive cinematography, settings, sound design and score for a Hollywood “Christian” production. Cutting a little more slack for book adaptations, I’ll say direction and performances were fine.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
It was PERFECTION!!! The PERFECT expression of the Luciferian “Christianity”! It is another film that touches all the bases.
The Satanic Trinity with Gnostic Sophia. These multi-ethnic guides must educate an evil and clueless white protestant heterosexual male. Straight whitey must know why he deserves to watch the rest of his white family savaged and slaughtered in The Great Culling and why it’s no big deal.
Straight whitey DARES to have the slightest problem with his daughter being raped and murdered by the unconditionally beloved “child” of the black-middle eastern-Asian-Hispanic god (difficult to imagine anything more infuriating to the crowd that runs Hollywood). He must be made to understand that his daughter’s ravager is the misunderstood victim worthy of total love and it is those white dads who are guilty to the most heinous evils of “judging” “insensitivity” and “lack of forgiveness”.
After centuries of Catholic-Luciferian twisting of The Word, there are still a few harried Christians who remember that their Lord vowed over and over and over that there would be fiery agony for the wicked tares. They remember that the faithful are called to be “judging” of all actions at all times. These faithful little monsters must be set straight by the enlightened ones. Some of those Christians might survive the culling and we don’t want any elites taken down.
Those who try to be Christian are thrown into complete confusion, and agnostics walk out of the show in disgust as hard-core atheists. It’s a win-win!
END SPOILERS
If our Creator has even the faintest sense of justice or the least possible concern for the Word of honor given many many times, those responsible for this cinematic abomination will burn in AGONY for all eternity.
If our Creator has even the faintest sense of justice or the least possible concern for the Word of honor given many many times, those responsible for this cinematic abomination will burn in AGONY for all eternity.
Still confusing God with your true lord and master, I see.
Aliens (1986) 6/10
Which version of that film do you watch? I’ve only seen the director’s cut, which I think tends to drag on at times, especially at the beginning. Does the shorter running time of the theatrical cut make it more bearable?
I was watching the Director’s Cut, and yes I feel the theatrical is a little bit better. The scenes with the family at the start of the film are so cheesy. The 80’s hair styles also stand out.
In addition to cheese and drag, I feel those explanatory scenes also take away some of what makes Alien Alien. I feel like we should get to the planet and just see the colony in ruin and be left to imagine how it happened until we see the first grown alien.
I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.
THE SHACK
Impressive cinematography, settings, sound design and score for a Hollywood “Christian” production. Cutting a little more slack for book adaptations, I’ll say direction and performances were fine.
SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
It was PERFECTION!!! The PERFECT expression of the Luciferian “Christianity”! It is another film that touches all the bases.
The Satanic Trinity with Gnostic Sophia. These multi-ethnic guides must educate an evil and clueless white protestant heterosexual male. Straight whitey must know why he deserves to watch the rest of his white family savaged and slaughtered in The Great Culling and why it’s no big deal.
Straight whitey DARES to have the slightest problem with his daughter being raped and murdered by the unconditionally beloved “child” of the black-middle eastern-Asian-Hispanic god (difficult to imagine anything more infuriating to the crowd that runs Hollywood). He must be made to understand that his daughter’s ravager is the misunderstood victim worthy of total love and it is those white dads who are guilty to the most heinous evils of “judging” “insensitivity” and “lack of forgiveness”.
After centuries of Catholic-Luciferian twisting of The Word, there are still a few harried Christians who remember that their Lord vowed over and over and over that there would be fiery agony for the goats and tares. They remember that the faithful are called to be “judging” of all actions at all times. These faithful little monsters must be set straight by the enlightened ones. Some of those Christians might survive the culling and we don’t want any elites taken down.
Those who try to be Christian are thrown into complete confusion, and agnostics walk out of the show in disgust as hard-core atheists. It’s a win-win!
END SPOILERS
If our Creator has even the faintest sense of justice or the least possible concern for the Word of honor given many many times, those responsible for this cinematic abomination will burn in AGONY for all eternity.
Who runs things now that Pastor Phelps is gone?