“Silent Night, Deadly Night” (1984).
It’s fun sometimes to watch a festive movie in the summertime so I took Netflix up on their recommendation.
I thought the pacing was good, it took its time and set everything up nicely. It had a bit with a wonderfully batty old man in a mental hospital. It had a fabulous scene where a little kid punches out Santa. It had some genuinely legitimate things to say about abuse and post traumatic stress.
But the plot was “Halloween”, almost a carbon copy! Except that instead of Michael Myers we have a man killing people dressed as Father Christmas and they literally just replaced Donald Pleasance with a frowning nun.
But then again, there’s something rather fun about watching a deranged lunatic killing everybody he encounters whilst screaming, “NAUGHTY!”
It’s derivative, stupid, ultimately cynical and shows a somewhat worrying interest in coupling sex with violence and then dwelling too long on that violence - but at least it’s trying to say something about something.
I give it 4 bloody axes out of 10.