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Info: Fail Toy - Jar Jar Binks Wake Up Alarm System

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OMG I remember this toy!!! First it was a Stormtrooper that tried to kill you in the morning and you had to shoot it with Han's DL-44.(What a way to start the day as a 5 year old!) I wanted that thing so bad as a kid, but as with all Hasbro toys they just retcon it into the new thing and we get this horror. 

I had no idea it actually said those things...while vibrating.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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You know all these stupid Jar Jar Binks toys are going to fetch big bucks some day.

He's the Edsel of movie tie-in toys.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison