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LordZerome1080 said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

That’s silly, nothing is better than Skinny Cow.

Except full fat and sugar ice cream sandwiches.

Well sure if you like being full of fat and sugar.

Also, their logo is creepy

Why is it in such a seductive pose?

To get Trump to buy it. Make low-fat dairy sexy again!

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

LordZerome1080 said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

That’s silly, nothing is better than Skinny Cow.

Except full fat and sugar ice cream sandwiches.

Well sure if you like being full of fat and sugar.

Also, their logo is creepy

Why is it in such a seductive pose?

To get Trump to buy it. Make low-fat dairy sexy again!

In case I didn’t make clear, I hate the existence of skim milk. There are these people I know who only have skim milk, even for putting in coffee. Ridiculous. If you can’t drink milk with at least 2% fat, you shouldn’t have it.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

LordZerome1080 said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

TV’s Frink said:

That’s silly, nothing is better than Skinny Cow.

Except full fat and sugar ice cream sandwiches.

Well sure if you like being full of fat and sugar.

Also, their logo is creepy

Why is it in such a seductive pose?

To get Trump to buy it. Make low-fat dairy sexy again!

In case I didn’t make clear, I hate the existence of skim milk. There are these people I know who only have skim milk, even for putting in coffee. Ridiculous. If you can’t drink milk with at least 2% fat, you shouldn’t have it.

Ooh, better pour some cold skim milk on that hot take before it burns someone.

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Dek gets it. I can’t top Frink’s hot takes, though I might try.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Dek Rollins said:

But that would still taste like milk. Skim milk doesn’t.

It doesn’t taste like water.

You can argue that skim milk doesn’t taste as “milky” but it still tastes like milk.

Your real argument is “I don’t like skim milk” which is fine. “It’s not milk” is silly.

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The difference in taste between 1% and 2% milk is fairly insignificant.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Pretty much.

Therefore, 1% is the way to go.

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dahmage said:

Possessed said:

I only drink skim milk, come at me bro

and i only drink almond milk.

I drink

-Skim milk
-Almond milk
-Soy milk

They all get the job done, which is to suspend my cereal and become a cereal flavored drink, or to add a little more flavor to oatmeal.

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DominicCobb said:

The difference in taste between 1% and 2% milk is fairly insignificant.

Same for skim, except it’s not even a taste as much as a mouth feel. Skim milk is thinner.

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MILK, HARVEY MILK, AND MLK.

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DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Milk should never be drunk on its own.

Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.

the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.

that is my hot take.

although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).

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dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Milk should never be drunk on its own.

Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.

the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.

that is my hot take.

although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).

All correct.

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TV’s Frink said:

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MILK, HARVEY MILK, AND MLK.

Damn you, now I had to google HARVEY MILK just to know who the hell it is.

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TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

Possessed said:

I only drink skim milk, come at me bro

and i only drink almond milk.

I drink

-Skim milk
-Almond milk
-Soy milk

They all get the job done, which is to suspend my cereal and become a cereal flavored drink, or to add a little more flavor to oatmeal.

Now I see why you’re so sensitive. This should replace TLJ Spoiler thread as the latest divide between fans.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:

TV’s Frink said:

dahmage said:

Possessed said:

I only drink skim milk, come at me bro

and i only drink almond milk.

I drink

-Skim milk
-Almond milk
-Soy milk

They all get the job done, which is to suspend my cereal and become a cereal flavored drink, or to add a little more flavor to oatmeal.

Now I see why you’re so sensible.

Thanks.

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dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Milk should never be drunk on its own.

Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.

the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.

that is my hot take.

although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).

No.

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DominicCobb said:

dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

TV’s Frink said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Skim milk is tolerable in cereal, but not on its own.

Milk should never be drunk on its own.

Well if you’re talking about skim, soy, and almond milk, then you’re absolutely right.

the only time it is OK to drink milk on its own is if you are an infant, nursing.

that is my hot take.

although i let my toddler drink milk (whole).

No.

i am willing to have you banned over this.