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So, I went out on the back porch to get a can of Diet Mountain Dew from the small refrigerator we keep out back. What did I find? The door hanging ajar. Looking inside, I found one of the cans had frozen solid and exploded with enough force to blow the door open. I don’t know how long ago that happened, but the ice had all thawed and I didn’t hear the motor running, so there’s a damn good chance it was left like that for some time and the motor burnt out.

tl;dr: Diet sodas freeze too easily, another sign they suck.

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All diet soda will be banned in my eventual utopia.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

How does other people drinking diet pop affect you?

Trump drinks diet pop.

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Tyrphanax said:

Yeah might as well just stay ill.

The therapist isn’t going to help so you might as well keep your time and money.

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Diet soda and/or pop compromises flavour for the sake of negligible/dubious health benefits. It doesn’t deserve to exist.

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I want to invite this so-called chaos you think I dare not be.
I want to be weightless, flying through the air.
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There’s also the fact that diet soda might even pose health risks, though I don’t care enough to see if those studies were conclusive. Either way, what DE said.

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Yeah. You might as well just drink water. It’s like eating fat free potato chips. It’s just a placebo and it sucks.

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Dek Rollins said:

Though I don’t care enough to see if those studies were conclusive.

They aren’t. But to the larger point, what kind of world would that be? I think it’s great that we can all like different things and lead our lives.

For instance, I despise light beer, but I’ve never ended a friendship because someone ordered a pitcher of Miller Lite at happy hour.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Diet soda and/or pop compromises flavour for the sake of negligible/dubious health benefits. It doesn’t deserve to exist.

So only things you like deserve to exist? Cool.

Anyway, I don’t drink it because it’s “healthy,” I drink it (sparingly) because I prefer the taste. Regular soda is too heavy/sugary.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Dek Rollins said:

Though I don’t care enough to see if those studies were conclusive.

They aren’t. But to the larger point, what kind of world would that be? I think it’s great that we can all like different things and lead our lives.

For instance, I despise light beer, but I’ve never ended a friendship because someone ordered a pitcher of Miller Lite at happy hour.

I can almost guarantee mfm and DE have.

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I don’t sit in the presence of people while they drink.

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Let’s get one thing straight. It’s soda, not pop.