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TV’s Frink said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

For the record this guy says that A Nightmare on Elm Street is bad

Well, it’s not good…

You should add Nightmare on Elm Street to your list of things you aren’t allowed to have an opinion on. :p

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TV’s Frink said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

For the record this guy says that A Nightmare on Elm Street is bad

Well, it’s not good…

You should add Nightmare on Elm Street to your list of things you aren’t allowed to have an opinion on. :p

The Person in Question

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Lord Haseo said:

To be honest the only horror film that’s actually ‘good’ is Halloween.

Why do you say this to me when you know I will swallow your soul for it?

I’m sorry to break this to you but you don’t have the ability to do anything of the sort.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Lord Haseo said:

To be honest the only horror film that’s actually ‘good’ is Halloween.

Why do you say this to me when you know I will swallow your soul for it?

I’m not entirely sure I have one…I wonder what it would feel like if your soul was ripped from your body. I’m guessing it would be similar to becoming a vegetable.

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TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Lord Haseo said:

To be honest the only horror film that’s actually ‘good’ is Halloween.

Why do you say this to me when you know I will swallow your soul for it?

I’m sorry to break this to you but you don’t have the ability to do anything of the sort.

I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul that I can.

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Lord Haseo said:

I’m not entirely sure I have [a soul]…I wonder what it would feel like if your soul was ripped from your body. I’m guessing it would be similar to becoming a vegetable.

You need to lay off the death metal.

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moviefreakedmind said:

Lord Haseo said:

I’m not entirely sure I have [a soul]…I wonder what it would feel like if your soul was ripped from your body. I’m guessing it would be similar to becoming a vegetable.

You need to lay off the death metal.

What lol

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DuracellEnergizer said:

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Lord Haseo said:

To be honest the only horror film that’s actually ‘good’ is Halloween.

Why do you say this to me when you know I will swallow your soul for it?

I’m sorry to break this to you but you don’t have the ability to do anything of the sort.

I’ll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul that I can.

I hate to break this to you but you don’t have any such fiddle to bet with.

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moviefreakedmind said:

TV’s Frink said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

For the record this guy says that A Nightmare on Elm Street is bad

Well, it’s not good…

You should add Nightmare on Elm Street to your list of things you aren’t allowed to have an opinion on. :p

moviefreakedmind said:

TV’s Frink said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

For the record this guy says that A Nightmare on Elm Street is bad

Well, it’s not good…

You should add Nightmare on Elm Street to your list of things you aren’t allowed to have an opinion on. :p

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Does anyone else think that Robert Christgau is the most pretentious and obnoxious media critic in the United States? He constantly (and rudely) accuses all artists whose music doesn’t meet his criteria of being horrible and non-genuine. He seems friendly enough in person, but his comment musing about how Paul McCartney should’ve been murdered instead of John was just beyond despicable.

EDIT: After some further reading, it was his wife that made the McCartney comment, and Christgau co-opted it for his article.

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I recall L.A. Times music critic Robert Hilburn was so despised in some corners, someone wrote a song about him, and it got played on the Dr. Demento show. (The live show out of L.A. anyway.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ycBX9Lf2A
Don’t know if Hilburn has any recognition factor outside Southern California though.

Where were you in '77?

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I think Amazon has security for things like that.

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It would seem I’m getting mugged by the Infernal Revenue Service a second time. Of course, the letter shows up on a Saturday, so my internal organs will remain in knots until I can call my tax preparer on Monday. Same people who did my parent’s taxes for many years without incident, so I hope they have my back on this.

Where were you in '77?

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Oh no! Good luck. Don’t worry about it and enjoy your weekend. As long as you’ve done nothing wrong I’m sure you’ll be fine.

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Good luck on the IRS. I’ve fortunately been able to slip under their radar and have avoided their harassment.

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Today I learned I owe a debt of 29,539 dollars for water. I was looking baffled at the paper, wondering how the fuck am I gonna pay that.

I contacted the waterworks, turns out they accidentally moved the decimal point. I owe only 295 dollars.

Like, can you proof read your damn papers before you give me a heart attack?

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Something similar (but FAR less severe) happened to my dad once and he just paid them. They took the difference off his next bill and he never knew til later.