Handman said:
TV's Frink said:
My seven-year-old daughter, who is already gluten free, has figured out where meat comes from....and now she's a vegetarian.
:-(
My sister was a vegetarian off and on for about 5 months. I'm sure it'll pass soon, she's running out of foods to eat.
Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
Danfun128 said:
Handman said:
TV's Frink said:
My seven-year-old daughter, who is already gluten free, has figured out where meat comes from....and now she's a vegetarian.
:-(
My sister was a vegetarian off and on for about 5 months. I'm sure it'll pass soon, she's running out of foods to eat.
I could have sworn that I posted.
What I tried to say was this: I've been a picky eater most of my life. It's possible Handman's sister will stay vegetarian for the rest of her life. Of course, she probably doesn't have my sensitive taste buds.
Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
AntcuFaalb said:
DrCrowTStarwars said:
I could cosplay as him, the fat version from the books, not the thin one in the TV show:)
Mycroft Holmes in the Granada Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett is hardly thin.
Have a Cold One on me, good sir.
“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”
This is unrelated to the previous posts in this thread.
Having a hard life is one thing, but being batshit-crazy is another and there's no justification one can make to use the former as an excuse for the latter.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.
I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!
—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3
AntcuFaalb said:
Having a hard life is one thing, but being batshit-crazy is another and there's no justification one can make to use the former as an excuse for the latter.
There is if you routinely travel to other planets in a washing machine fueled by absinthe*.
*Or saké if you happen to be Japanese.
Why can't a Japanese person drink absinthe? And why would sake be the substitute? They are totally different beverages.
And neither is that great. I've had some sake that I'd drink again, but even the best absinthe I've had was terrible. Tastes like black liquorice and is way to sweet. The only thing appealing about absinthe is the lies that have been spread about it and it's usually got a great color.
I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.
...
Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.
...
I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.
...
I do not want any sympathy.
Oh just shut the fuck up.
Danfun128 said:
I've been a picky eater most of my life. It's possible Handman's sister will stay vegetarian for the rest of her life. Of course, she probably doesn't have my sensitive taste buds.
You misunderstood. She was a vegetarian for awhile, gave up, tried again, repeat ad nauseum for a few months, and then forgot she ever attempted it.
TV's Frink said:
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/06/bristol-palin-shares-depressing-pregnancy-news.html?mid=rainout_cut_feed_NY
I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.
...
Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.
...
I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.
...
I do not want any sympathy.
Oh just shut the fuck up.
Are we sure the Palins are real people? More-and-more they sound like a fabrication created by the media to make fun of Republicans.
I wish!
Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!
twister's not gonna like reading that...
Or maybe she will, who knows?
crampedmisfit1990 said:
Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!
Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it?
DuracellEnergizer said:
crampedmisfit1990 said:
Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!
Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it?
Yes, it does... How about your cock twisted backwards and rammed slightly up your ass? Now that is pain... take my word for it.
Either your ass shouldn't be in the chicken coop, or you should keep your chickens enclosed.
*rimshot*
RicOlie_2 said:
Either your ass shouldn't be in the chicken coop, or you should keep your chickens enclosed.
*rimshot*
I'll take this under consideration.
RicOlie_2 said:
Either your ass shouldn't be in the chicken coop, or you should keep your chickens enclosed.
*rimshot*
We would suggest not talking about rimshots and asses in the same post, young sir.
Team Olie
crampedmisfit1990 said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
crampedmisfit1990 said:
Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!
Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it?
Yes, it does... How about your cock twisted backwards and rammed slightly up your ass? Now that is pain... take my word for it.
Pfft. If you were a true masturbation aficionado, you'd realize how awesome that position is.
DuracellEnergizer said:
crampedmisfit1990 said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
crampedmisfit1990 said:
Don't you hate it when you wake up with your fucking cock in a twist?!
Well, now, that all depends on the twist in question, doesn't it?
Yes, it does... How about your cock twisted backwards and rammed slightly up your ass? Now that is pain... take my word for it.
Pfft. If you were a true masturbation aficionado, you'd realize how awesome that position is.
I do enjoy jello up my ass though... now that is heaven.
...I no longer wish to go to heaven...
I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton
“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”
I wouldn't worry about that Praetor, we both know Canadians can't get in to heaven.
...because we are already there...? ;-)
I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton
“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”
Possessed said:
I wouldn't worry about that Praetor, we both know Canadians can't get in to heaven.
We can get into Purgatory, though. *smug*
Not if you... can't.
