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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 141

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Dinner too, I've heard Comcast likes to be wined and dined first.

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The people who run Comcast are a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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I'm sorry for losing my temper.  Comcast ondemand went out at just the right time.  I was sitting down with a snack and a nice drink to watch a movie on ondemand and ondemand went out.  It really pissed me off.  Again I'm sorry.   

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Ant problem?  No problem, I've got plenty.  How many do you need?

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Apparently, this is what Superman and Batman look like in the comics these days:

As ever, I'm glad I gave up reading DC years ago. When it comes to jokes, I prefer ones that are deliberately funny.

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Wait, is Bruce Wayne in that thing like Iron Man? I don't see how someone the same size or smaller than Superman would be able to bend any of those joints in the suit.

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And that is a perfect example of why I stopped reading comics years ago, they are so stupid they can not even be parodied these days.

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Bruce Wayne is Chappie? ;)

Where were you in '77?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Apparently, this is what Superman and Batman look like in the comics these days:

As ever, I'm glad I gave up reading DC years ago. When it comes to jokes, I prefer ones that are deliberately funny.

 please tell me you're joking and that Batman and Superman really don't look like that in the DC universe?

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Batman and Superman don't really exist Warb, c'mon.

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Warbler said:

please tell me you're joking and that Batman and Superman really don't look like that in the DC universe?

I have a slight correction to make. This isn't what they look like yet. By about the time June rolls around, though, they will look like this.

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I actually really like the throwback 'S' but could live without the casual wear for Supes.

As for Bats, well, I hope that's a one-issue thing?  Seriously.  I've got some faith in DC in light of recent changes to their business model but I'm only a casual fan.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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I've never read a single comic book or manga.  Has my life  been void?

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NO! NO! NO!

Why would anyone want to pay good money to smell like a minimum wage worker?

Yep, there is nothing like the mixed smell of grease, old fry oil, and cleaning supplies to make you attractive. To be honest, I smelled like this most of my high school years and it did not bring me any action at all.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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FanFiltration said:

NO! NO! NO!

Why would anyone want to pay good money to smell like a minimum wage worker?

 I smelled just fine when I was a housekeeper, thank you.

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Possessed said:

I've never read a single comic book or manga.  Has my life  been void?

 Hell, no.  I support this fully.

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I'm glad I'm in good company.  I just didn't see the appeal when I was in grammar school and I don't see the appeal now.