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If you could make a Special Edition of George Lucas, what would you change?

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Personally, I would want to make him blink more, and I'd digitally remove his eyebrows. Also, I'd make it look like he steps on Steven Spielberg's tail when he walks behind him.

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I'd make him overall pinker in hue. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I'd give him one those inflatable throats like Dexter Jettster.

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I'd turn him into a chameleon, just so he'd know how it feels when nothing stays the same and you don't have control over it.

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I want to install a small television into his stomach (e.g. the teletubbies), and have it broadcast "The Star Wars Holiday Special" 24/7

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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DuracellEnergizer said:

I'd make him faster, more intense.

 That's what she said.

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Whenever he was asked if the unaltered versions were coming out, he'd scream "YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!" In some sort of reverse 2011 vader moment.

Dboman said:

I don't care about spelling! I just want to find a mirror!

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I'd recast with a younger actor, so he'd have more energy to make more movies now that he's done with Star Wars.

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I'd make George cheat first, so that Marcia's behavior was more sympathetic.

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I'd make George dress like an 1880's gay stereotype instead of a 1980's gay stereotype.

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Darth Id said:

I'd make George cheat first, so that Marcia's behavior was more sympathetic.

 That one made me laugh quite a bit

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Bingowings said:

I'd make George dress like an 1880's gay stereotype instead of a 1980's gay stereotype.

 Yeah, that's doable...

It's a good look on GL.

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Bingowings said:

1980's gay stereotype.

 beard, glasses and flannel?

not sure if serious.

    

If serious, my winter attire is fabulous then!

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Leonardo said:

Bingowings said:

1980's gay stereotype.

 beard, glasses and flannel?

 I taking a moment to enjoy the extra layer of humour to your comment that perhaps you didn't intend ;-)

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Add Pinocchio's nose to the lair

However, in practice you must take into account the “fuckwit factor”. Just talk to Darth Mallwalker…
-Moth3r

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Leonardo said:

Bingowings said:

1980's gay stereotype.

 beard, glasses and flannel?

 I taking a moment to enjoy the extra layer of humour to your comment that perhaps you didn't intend ;-)

 beard?

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Leonardo said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

Leonardo said:

Bingowings said:

1980's gay stereotype.

 beard, glasses and flannel?

 I taking a moment to enjoy the extra layer of humour to your comment that perhaps you didn't intend ;-)

 beard?

Quite. Although according to Urban Dictionary "flannel" has other meanings too but almost everything does on UD ;-)

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Paste his younger self's head over his older self's body