Hello, I'm Your New Boss. — Page 3

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-Jun-2010 7:11 PM (Edited)
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Bingowings said:

Should I fill in some sort of form if we are having total sex?

Only Total Biscuit is allowed to have total sex.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 7-Jun-2010 7:26 PM
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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Should I fill in some sort of form if we are having total sex?

Only Total Biscuit is allowed to have total sex.

Total Biscuit Sex.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 9:12 AM
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Bingowings, you make me sad.

OK, time for another joke! Ready?

Knock knock!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 8-Jun-2010 10:46 AM
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Who's there?

Oh, wait. Or was that for Bingowings?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Moth3r
Time: 8-Jun-2010 11:14 AM
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Biggish.

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Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 11:35 AM (Edited)
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Sorry Mr. "Moth3r," whatever the hell that means, but these guys work for me now. Unless you've been hired by corporate?

Didn't think so. You snoozeish, you loseish.

Gaffer Tape said:

Who's there?

Oh, wait. Or was that for Bingowings?

Bingowings is dead to me. So yes, your response was correct. And of course Bingowings ruined another joke. So we have to start over.

Knock knock!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:18 PM
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If I'm dead do I get a being dead party?

If I'm dead to you exclusively it's not going to be well attended.

Perhaps I could be dead to the world for the duration?

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:29 PM
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Oh my god, you are so LAME! Someone please get a couple of the warehouse guys up here to send Bingowings home for the day.

*sigh*

Knock knock...

Author: Bingowings
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:32 PM
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Knock Knock

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:35 PM (Edited)
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Who's there...

Dammit Bingowings, this is my joke, and I said you are dead to me!

Knock knock, and Bingowings don't you dare answer, or so help me, I will ship you to Dwight's beet farm and tell him you're a rabbit.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:38 PM
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I don't think so...not since we told him that the red 'blood' in Cylons was beet juice.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:46 PM
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Ok, moving on...

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:48 PM
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Ding Ding

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 8-Jun-2010 1:52 PM (Edited)
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Who's there?

....

...

DAMMIT!!! I'M GOING HOME!

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Jun-2010 9:00 AM
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Alright, I'm back. Everyone into the conference room...

...

Ok, we need a little brainstorming here. My mind has been going like a mile an hour and I can't figure out a way to get you people motivated to work harder. Let's face it, if we're going to get anything done, it's not going to be because of me....

...ahem...

Anyway, let's get popping and locking with the freshness ideas!

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Jun-2010 9:20 AM
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Parker And Brett Say :

We aren't going to do anything until we talk about the bonus situation.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Jun-2010 10:08 AM
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Arrghhh. Listen, Bingowings, if I give you this Chilis gift card...

...will you just go away?

Ok, anyone else?

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Jun-2010 10:58 AM
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Dolly Says :

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 9-Jun-2010 11:18 AM
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Who's there?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Jun-2010 11:24 AM
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Wait, we already...

...fine, whatever.

Interrupting Cow.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Jun-2010 11:29 AM
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Ding Ding

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Jun-2010 11:40 AM
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Who's there?

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Jun-2010 12:08 PM
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Adventure

It's the adventure bus!

Have you got your stuff together Michael?

We are all going on an adventure.

Author: Ric Olie
Time: 9-Jun-2010 12:13 PM
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Ok...

*nervous giggle*

It's the adventure bus have you got your stuff together Michael we are all going on an adventure who?

Author: Bingowings
Time: 9-Jun-2010 12:42 PM (Edited)
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Michael Said :

Ok...

*nervous giggle*

It's the adventure bus have you got your stuff together Michael we are all going on an adventure who?

It's the adventure bus have you got your stuff together Michael we are all going on an adventure...oh my Lord! Look out the window! It's Julia Roberts in a bikini!