bkev is a Kevin, but hopefully not the one mentioned.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Ric Olie said:
Angela
Who?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
Who?
Who?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Who.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
Ric Olie said:
Alright, back to work...unless someone else has some new material!
I've got this bit I am working on about radio stations and their dangerous, nebulous names like the Edge, the End, the Void, etc. It could be good.
For once, you guys have derailed my thread instead of the other way around.
Oops, I mean Ric's thread.
I feel an incredible sense of accomplishment!
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
TV's Frink said:
For once, you guys have derailed my thread instead of the other way around.
Oops, I mean Ric's thread.
Quoted for posterity.
Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
So who's running the office World Cup sweepstake this year?
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I'm no expert but this little lady seems to be an expert in filling the cups of the world (she serves steak but I think they have someone else to do the sweeping) :
Ok guys, I'm not the Queen of England and this isn't Oktoberfest. Back to work.
Uh, it was a red Swingline......
You can check with this guy:
I don't think he works for Dunder, however.
TV's Frink said:
You can check with this guy:
I don't think he works for Dunder, however.
Weird. It is like I am staring at myself.
A postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.
Wow! It's like looking at an older, uglier, more depressing version of me.
Ok gang, everyone has been working pretty hard, so time for a quick break.
Hey, I know, who likes jokes? I've got a good one!
Knock knock...
Okay, I'll bite...
Who's there?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Your mother.
*snicker*
Are you calling my mother a chocolate bar with peanuts?
Snickers is a daft name for an energy boosting confectionary...it should be called something more dynamic something like :
No! Geez Bingowings, your sense of humor is worse than Toby's. Don't mess up my jokes!
Ok, I said knock knock, Gaffer Tape said who is it, and I said your mother. Let's keep it going people!
Your mother who?
*snicker*
Your mother was great on our date last night. We totally had sex!
*guffaw*
I'm confused again, did we go on a date and totally have sex but my mother (the chocolate bar) tagged along or did she stay at home and water my house plants...thus being considerate and worthy of praise?
I can't see how she could water plants if she's a oblong chocolate bar, did she grab the watering can with the sides of her wrapper?
Who's this guffaw (a pet perhaps)?
Is this my mother or Gaffer Tape's or Toby's because my mother isn't really a chocolate bar (not unless I was adopted)?
I can't remember any of this happening?
Should I fill in some sort of form if we are having total sex?