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Hansi Cancer

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Smithers:
Please tell me 9/11 jokes are a bannable offense


That’s barely a joke, the laziest minimum effort put forth. This is a good 9/11 joke-

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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I know being a sock account is a bannable offense.

The Person in Question

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I haven’t been here for very long. If the suspicion is that Hansi is a sock of Wario, why do we not like Wario? What did he do?

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911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

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Neglify said:

Smithers:
Please tell me 9/11 jokes are a bannable offense


That’s barely a joke, the laziest minimum effort put forth. This is a good 9/11 joke-

no it wasn’t. there is no such thing. Please keep that shit out of this forum.

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Jokes about the Porsche 911 and the North American emergency line are still acceptable, however.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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I’m glad Wario64 clones exist. They make me feel better about myself.

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Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

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darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

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Thanks for confirming that you intentionally made the joke in the first place. Don’t do it outside off topic ever again.

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Where were you in '77?

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HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

And yet no one is laughing.

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That’s how you know it was a joke made by HansiG.

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HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

no it is not. Go fuck yourself.

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Warbler said:

HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

no it is not. Go fuck yourself.

+1. Hansi then probably thinks the Civil War is hilarious. He’s a luck bastard that he said it in off topic. That’s how you degrade how others think of you real fast.

Return of the Jedi: Remastered

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darthrush said:

Warbler said:

HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

no it is not. Go fuck yourself.

+1. Hansi then probably thinks the Civil War is hilarious. He’s a luck bastard that he said it in off topic. That’s how you degrade how others think of you real fast.

I’m sure there are some really amazing civil war jokes out there, I’m just too lazy to find them.

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Hansi obviously wasn’t alive in 2001. Guess we can’t expect him to get what that was like.

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HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

HansiG said:

darthrush said:

Warbler said:

911 jokes should an automatic permanent ban. I don’t find them the slightest bit funny, but I do find them extremely offensive.

Indeed. Hansi was no problem to me before but this is unacceptable. Thousands of innocent people died. It’s not a laughing matter. Period.

Hansi, listen to the calls made by those locked in those towers and rethink how comedic that is. You should be ashamed of yourself.

How he is not banned yet is astonishing.

Comedy = Tragedy + Time

And 15 years is enough Time.

no it is not. Go fuck yourself.

+1. Hansi then probably thinks the Civil War is hilarious. He’s a luck bastard that he said it in off topic. That’s how you degrade how others think of you real fast.

I’m sure there are some really amazing civil war jokes out there, I’m just too lazy to find them.

Honestly go fuck yourself you sick minded bastard

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DominicCobb said:

Hansi obviously wasn’t alive in 2001. Guess we can’t expect him to get what that was like.

what is obvious is that he is a worthless piece of shit.

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