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Guess The Titles the STAR WARS Sequels... just for fun. — Page 3

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thecolorsblend said:

Whatever it is, I hope it includes "Requiem" in there somewhere so that people will stop using that goddamn word all the time.

^ Requiem for the Straw Man?

 

Episode VII - The Empire Strikes Next

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pat man said:

Ep VII: The Return of the Empire or Rise of a New Empire.

Ep VII: The Kid of the New Jedi.

Ep IX :Fall of the New Empire.

 

One day we will have properly restored versions of the Original Unaltered Trilogy (OUT); or 1977, 1980, 1983 Theatrical released versions (Like 4K77,4K80 and 4K83); including Prequels. So that future generations can enjoy these historic films that changed cinema forever.

Yoda: Try not, do or do not, there is no try.

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Star Wars, Episode VII: Heir to the Farce

Star Wars, Episode VIII: Revenge of the Shit

Star Wars, Episode IX: So Very Tired

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VII: Return of the Jedi 2

VIII: Return of the Jedi 3

IX: Return of the Jedi 4

 

My titles getting stupider and stupider...

I wish that I could just wish my feelings away...but I can't.  Wishful wishing can only lead to wishes wished for in futile wishfulness, which is not what I wish to wish for. 

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VII: Jedi Master Mickey

VIII: The Wrath of Goofy

IX: Donald Gets His Goose Cooked

 

 

But really, when will they make "Mickey Mouse's Star Wars" ?

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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          If you want Nice, go to France

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Star Wars, Episode VII: Heir to the Farce

Star Wars, Episode VIII: Revenge of the Shit

Star Wars, Episode IX: So Very Tired

I read this post before seeing who posted it and assumed it was skyjedi.

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NeverarGreat said:

VII: THE LAST HOPE

VIII: THE EMPIRE ASCENDANT

IX: THE DESTINY OF THE JEDI

VII: THE LAST POPE

VIII: THE EMPIRE ANTECEDENT

IX: THE DENSITY OF THE JEDI

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Children of the Jedi?

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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TV's Frink said:



DuracellEnergizer said:

Star Wars, Episode VII: Heir to the Farce

Star Wars, Episode VIII: Revenge of the Shit

Star Wars, Episode IX: So Very Tired


I read this post before seeing who posted it and assumed it was skyjedi.


FWIW, I don't feel as pessimistic about the upcoming sequels as my post would imply. 'Tis all in jest.

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Ep VII: The New Republic

Ep VIII: Banana Republic

Ep IX: One Republic

 

:P

"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH

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Ep VII: Yogurt Returns

Ep VIII: Pizza the Hut's Revenge

EP IX: We Still Ain't Found Shit!

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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7: The Little Bantha Calf

8: Free the Little Bantha Calf

9: The Bantha King

J

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10: Nanny McShmi

11: Rag Tails - The Tusken Starfighters

12: Return of the Bantha Burgers

J

 

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Episode 7   FASTER! MORE INTENSE!

Episode 8 THE GERIATRICS STRIKE BACK

Episode 9 RETURN OF THE JAR-JAR

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adywan said:

Episode VII: Return of the CashCow

Episode VIII: The Search For More Money

Episode IX: Emperor Mickey and the Crystal Numbskull

Ok, now you're really trying to emulate skyjedi.  Especially with IX.

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Episode 7: Master Luke's Christmas Carol

Grumpy Old Jedi Master Luke gets visited by three ghosts before Life-Day, lets hope Tiny Timbacca gets a present this year!

J