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TV’s Frink said:

HansiG said:

Finnius said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Why are you disgusted by it?

I know this is directed to fink but I want to answer it as well. It’s a movie that basically tells you to do as your told…don’t buck the system…and you will fall magically into riches and good fortune. You can be a complete retard with no real feelings and keep accidentally garnering multiple presidential honors, shrimp companies, football career…etc.

If you do question life or try to buck the system…you die of a disease. If you HAVE A GOAL like owning a fishing business, you will die in a war and some retard will own your dream.

Another movie that is disgusting is Pretty Woman…a movie that teaches you that you can be a whore, but eventually some shining knight will come along and save you…

I stopped reading at “some shining knight will come along and save you…”

I stopped reading at “retard.”

I stopped reading at “fink”, I quit before you all!

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moviefreakedmind said:

TV’s Frink said:

HansiG said:

Finnius said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Why are you disgusted by it?

I know this is directed to fink but I want to answer it as well. It’s a movie that basically tells you to do as your told…don’t buck the system…and you will fall magically into riches and good fortune. You can be a complete retard with no real feelings and keep accidentally garnering multiple presidential honors, shrimp companies, football career…etc.

If you do question life or try to buck the system…you die of a disease. If you HAVE A GOAL like owning a fishing business, you will die in a war and some retard will own your dream.

Another movie that is disgusting is Pretty Woman…a movie that teaches you that you can be a whore, but eventually some shining knight will come along and save you…

I stopped reading at “some shining knight will come along and save you…”

I stopped reading at “retard.”

I stopped reading at “fink”, I quit before you all!

I stopped reading at “retard”… and then I kept reading, just for the fun of it.

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In Soviet Russia, five-letter-dickk has you.

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Ok fine, “my love for dicks”.

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“National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)”, “Stripes” (1981) and Caddyshack (1980)
These movies are regarded as comic gold, but I think they are turds.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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FanFiltration said:

“National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)”, “Stripes” (1981) and Caddyshack (1980)
These movies are regarded as comic gold, but I think they are turds.

Agreed…

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Dr No (1962)

From Russia with Love (1963)

In both films Bond is completely one dimensional and boring, the love interests are horrendous, especially Tatiana Romanova, the villains in both are flat and not at all fun to watch, particularly Red Grant, and the pacing for both is practically non-existent. I just don’t get the love!

Not enough people read the EU.

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LuckyGungan2001 said:

Dr No (1962)

From Russia with Love (1963)

In both films Bond is completely one dimensional and boring, the love interests are horrendous, especially Tatiana Romanova, the villains in both are flat and not at all fun to watch, particularly Red Grant, and the pacing for both is practically non-existent. I just don’t get the love!

I’m glad you’re here to tell us these things. I didn’t realize that the 50 years of positive reception were so misguided and wrong.

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Relax, it’s not like it’s Toy Story 2 or anything.

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More like Toy Story POO.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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By the way, how are the villains in From Russia With Love uninteresting? You have a lesbian woman and an ex-Spetznaz agent using Bond as a pawn to play the British, Soviet, and Turkish governments off of each other at the height of the Cold War. The plot to release a sex tape of Bond to the public was particularly interesting and revealed the lengths to which SPECTRE would go to in order to destroy those who wronged them. Between the lesbian villainess, the gypsy woman fight, and the sex tape blackmail conspiracy, FRWL has the most perverse situations in the entire series.

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Possessed said:

Relax, it’s not like it’s Toy Story 2 or anything.

It’s the James Bond equivalent of Toy Story 2.

The Person in Question

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This is obviously a thread with very subjective opinions. Just because most people like chocolate doesn’t mean everyone does or should.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Sex film. This was 1963 after all. 😉

And yes, I’m the sort who gets cranky when people say something was “filmed” with a digital camera.

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Where were you in '77?

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moviefreakedmind said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

moviefreakedmind said:

The plot to release a sex tape of Bond to the public was particularly stupid.

FTFY

No explanation? What are you Darth Id? It’s a pretty brilliant scheme. It would humiliate Bond and humiliate M16.

Firstly, it’s cheesy and I can’t take it seriously at all (much like the whole film), and also, it’s not like James Bond is a celebrity, and M16 is an undercover organisation. It would only humiliate Bond to the M16, and they know how many women he beds anyway. It would make practically no difference to Bond or M16.

Not enough people read the EU.

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The point was to release it to the public and humiliate MI6 as an organization. Not Bond himself. Read to book too, it’s excellent.

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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“Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
Can’t stand that kid or any scenes with him.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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FanFiltration said:

“Terminator 2: Judgment Day”
Can’t stand that kid or any scenes with him.

He is quite annoying but I really like the rest of the film.

Not enough people read the EU.

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FanFiltration said:

“National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983)”, “Stripes” (1981) and Caddyshack (1980)
These movies are regarded as comic gold, but I think they are turds.

This. Most of those classic 80s comedies do nothing for me.

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I think Caddyshack is crazy overrated. Stripes has very funny scenes but fails as an overall movie (especially the last act which is just boring).

Vacation is funny, screw you guys.