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Good one, ricarleite.

http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/star_wars_return_of_the_jedi/returnofthejedi9.jpg
HAN SOLO: "Oh damn these ATM machines!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/5/luke_palais_de_jabba2.jpg

"go ahead fat slug...make my day!"

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http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/wiki/images/4/43/Luke_skywalker.jpg
LUKE: "YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Burning my thumb on the laser blade!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://mikex.me.uk/misc/rotj/images/rotj_mq_168.jpg
"Once the shield is down, our
cruisers will create a perimeter, while the
fighters fly into the Ranch and
attempt to steal the original prints."

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http://jeditiana.tripod.com/leia3po.jpg
Anthony: Oh, my god a real prop in a Star Wars film! I can hardly contain my exitement!
Carrie: *pats on back* Too much blue screen huh?
Anthony: Yes, it's madening and, to top it off I have to look through these pinholes! Why did I agree to do the Prequels why!?
Other guy: Um, anyways, the plan of attack...

http://www.starwars.com/kids/explore/lore/img/news20020729_3.jpg
"Hi, I played Anakin in Episode I and, I'm going to be added in the Original Trilogy somewhere."
Audience: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

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http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg
_ hey george! what about the OOT?
_WHAT?....*PAWWW*

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Originally posted by: grifter
http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg
_ hey george! what about the OOT?
_WHAT?....*PAWWW*


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's gotta be in the top 10!
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://zuul.gotdns.com/swunknown/M/img/obiwanstable.jpg

"This holomovie is copyright of Lucasfilm LTD......"
"Damn! i hate those legal terms!"

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http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg

Producer: "Hey, come on, let's abandon all this CGI, and bluescreen, and focus on what is really important, the plot!"
POW!
Producer: "Aww.. thanks... I needed that..."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg

GEORGE LUCAS: "Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time!"

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://www.vegatransports.com.au/AustralianStarWars/rebel_fleet1.jpg

Vader: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this f[BLEEP]ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f[BLEEP]ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the [BLEEP] I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little [BLEEP], none of you little [BLEEP] out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little [BLEEP]. Then I rub my nose with it."

ANTILLES: "Wouldn't that require you to take off the ma-" [Vader grabs Antilles by the throat]

Or...

VADER: "In the Imperial prison, you'll be the pie."

Or...

VADER: "Don't you ever say an unkind word about the Time! Me and the whities here live our f**king lives by Moris Day and Jerome. I'm a SMOOTH PIMP who LOVES tha' p***y, and tubby here's my black man-servant! What!"
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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://www.oct-net.ne.jp/~gmind/frontpic/dscf0001.jpg

... do I need to write a caption?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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http://www.oct-net.ne.jp/~gmind/frontpic/dscf0001.jpg

Ahhh, I think I got one:

Inside the card:
"Happy birthday Jimmy. I can't belive this little brat has lived enough to turn five. I got this card because I thought you would like it, it has those damn robots you liked so much when we went to see that f**ed-up film a few months ago. Gladly you are only five, and too f**ing dumb to read what's written here. Hopefully this will be the last birthday card I'll have to send you.

Screw you,
Grandpa
October - 1978

PS - Note to the parents: burn this card, I don't want the little f**er to read this when he learn to read."

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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the White versus Blue video series didn't go so well...
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Originally posted by: grifter
http://www.swg1.net/gallery/img/5/luke_palais_de_jabba2.jpg

"go ahead fat slug...make my day!"



"Hey! Jabba. Tell your Goon Squad to back off or This will help you lose a few hundred pounds FAST." .... "Oh yea and you can keep han, leia and those droids. But I want that Ooa dancing girl! You better have not Eaten Her?!"
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HAN: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party, huh?! I just might have to put an end on general principle, Nauls... did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that someone might have stolen some of my clothes and then shoved them up the furnace?!"

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LANDO: "Do you like your coffee black?"
LEIA: "You know Han you could learn a lot from this Lando fellow here."

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VADER: "Luke, we can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

http://www.divinewolfs.com/images/yoda/Vader%20and%20Yoda,%20web.jpg
VADER: "Time for noogies!"

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LEIA: "I told you not to give them the finger!"

Or...
LEIA: "Would you just pull over and let them by?!"

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HAN: "Aw damn, I spilled my Big Gulp!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Cut scene from ROTJ:

Mon Calamari: "Now, this mission will have two teams. One team, leaded by Lando Calrisian, will atack the Death Star in a suicidal mission in which almost everyone will likely perish in flames.I kid you not, some of you might not come back. And the rest of you REALLY won't come back. The last time we battled a Death Star, only three came back, Luke, Wedge, and this other guy. Battling a huge Death Star with only X-wings and Y-wings and A-wings is a real death sentence itself.

The other team, leaded by Han Solo, will go to the Endor moon, with a nice climate and a beautiful jungle, camp there for a night, singing songs and eating marshmellows, and then proceed with a morning walk to the place where the shield generator is. There, they will place the explosives, walk away, and await for it to explode. They don't even have to fight their way into the planet, because some stupid Bothans died to bring this old code that allows anyone to land there - and don't worry, no one will go check the ship after it lands, so you may just walk away after the landing.

Now, to sort out the teams, those of you who want to go to with Lando remain seated. Those of you who want to go with Captain Solo, get up now."

* Everyone gets up *

Mon Calamari: "Oh, yes, I forgot to mention. On the Endor moon, live the cute and furry little Ewok creatures..."

* Everyone gets down *

Lando: "Ha ha, Han old buddy, I didn't know you enjoyed Ewoks humping up on your leg."

Han: "Oh you piece of s(BEEP)t!!! *Fights Lando* Come here and fight like a f(BEEP)ing man you c(BEEP)t!"

Mon Calamari: "Gentleman you cannot fight here, this is the star war room! It's a trap!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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http://www.aintitcool.com/images/deletedscenes6.jpg
OBI-WAN: "Oh no! Palpatine just flushed!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Originally posted by: grifter
http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg
_ hey george! what about the OOT?
_WHAT?....*PAWWW*


hahahahaahahah so true also !!!!!!!!!!1
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.aintitcool.com/images/deletedscenes6.jpg
OBI-WAN: "Oh no! Palpatine just flushed!"


Whoah, what the hell is that pic from?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
http://www.aintitcool.com/images/deletedscenes6.jpg
OBI-WAN: "Oh no! Palpatine just flushed!"


Whoah, what the hell is that pic from?


It's from a deleted scene. You can find more here - http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21422
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg