Fifa World Cup 2010 — Page 4

I suppose for you guys it's like me watching your hanball game if England were playing....I wouldn't really give a rats arse either....

The only difference being is that the World cup is the worlds biggest sporting event....You should all enjoy and embrace the 4 weeks of a world uniting!!

HotRod said:

oh dear oh dear!!!

 

1 - 0   haha

 

At least you got to see that goal. We were watching it on ITV1HD and they suddenly cut to an ad-break segment and then a blank screen before the picture returned and the score read 1-0. Needless to say that the level of abuse thrown at the TV and ITV in our household at that point drowned out those bloody horns at the match. England played like a bunch of amateurs last night. I couldn't believe i was watching a professional game. Yeh, they picked it up a bit towards the end of the game but i've seen better playing at a sunday league pub match. And don't get me started on that bloody goalie of ours.....

But saying that it also showed how bad the USA team were because, with us playing as bad as we were, they should have kicked our ass.

That sounds about right!

World cup organiser contemplating vuvuzela ban

Agreed...The constant vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is driving me nuts!

Computer users are advised to be aware of a number of new viruses that have popped up since the start of the world cup.
The John Terry virus: Your computer hooks up with other computers without you knowing
The Rob Green virus: Your computer doesn't save anything
The Wayne Rooney virus: This one's particularly ugly
The Emile Heskey virus: Some think this one is really dangerous, but it actually does fuck all
The Christiano Ronaldo virus: Your computer appears to go down, but seconds later its back up and running
The Ashley Cole virus: All drive privileges are lost

Why the fuck didn't John Terry shag Rob Green's girlfriend?

The gay community have decided to make Robert Green a gay icon, after all any man that can gently palm and caress balls like that is what they call... a keeper.

What's the difference between a cold and a football?
Rob Green can catch a cold.

All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand.
In fact, they're crossing the line...

Australia have launched a new beer to commemorate their participation in the 2010 world cup.
Castlemaine 4 nil.

Capello goes into the changing room after the match and sees a steaming turd on the shower floor. Naturally he kicks off, ripping into the players: "Ooo ees shit on the floor?"
Finally, reluctantly, Heskey holds his hand up. "I am, boss, but I'm good in the air......."

I've bought one of those extra widescreen TVs for the World Cup so I can see the ball after an Emile Heskey shot.

5,000 American soccer fans are still at the stadium in Rustenburg waiting for 3rd quarter to start.

Look at Frink with all his footy knowledge!!!

Because these are still the group stages...The best two from the group go through to the next round.....Then the fun really starts! You lose, you're out.

And pissing Italy are 1 - 0 down...ffs!!!!!!!!!

And it looks like the vuuuuuuuuuuu vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

is here to stay!!

HotRod said:

Still, two more games to go in this group, witch  we should win...and so should USA..so,maybe we'll see you again in the quarters or semis (don't really know hoe it works)

According to my World Cup Excel spreadsheet, if both England and USA get though to the knockout stage, they would not face each other again until the final.

That's assuming that, in the semis, they beat Italy and we beat Brazil.