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Episode III Crawl revealed

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"Kidnapped", eh? Nice cover story. I like it. And they are calling Grievous a droid? Interesting.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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"War!"

Oh God...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Yeah, pretty cool. It has that 50s B-Movie vibe.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!"


Please don't give Georgie any ideas, okay?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Originally posted by: Bossk
"Kidnapped", eh? Nice cover story. I like it. And they are calling Grievous a droid? Interesting.


Nah, just that he leads the droid army. He only part droid, no?
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I'm pretty sure when the refer to Grievous as the Fiendish droid leader, they mean that he is leader of the droid armies, and not the fact he's completely a droid himself.

although ?I wonder what they mean by saying there are heroes on both sides?
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The work of a guy from theforce.net boards.

Gives us an idea.
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Niiice. I thought of doing that, but I just didn't want to... I was expecting for someone else to do it.









WAR!

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I thought someone would have made a video by now.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I cannot believe what I just read!

"WAR!"

What the Kessel is with that?!?!?!?!!?!?! The rest of it is pretty good though. Well, actually, the entire first paragraph really sucks. It sounds like a young child wrote it in simple senetneces. War. Evil is everywhere.

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War! Evil is everywhere! Hmn where did I hear that before...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Episode III
Revenge of the Shit

WAR! Lucasfilm is crumbling
under attacks from disgrungled
fan boys discontented with the
direction the franchise has taken.
There are heroes one one side.
It ain't Lucasfilm.

In a stunning move, the feindish
fan boy leader MagnoliaFan, has
re-edited both Episode I and II
making them much better films than
what was officially released.

As fanboys flee with their bootlegged
copies of these brilliant re-edits,
The Dark Lord Darth Lucas
has waged an all-out assault by
releasing the ORIGINAL TRILOGY full
of technical glitches and pointless
changes in a last ditch effort to get
our cash ....

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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The inside of the Star Wars title obscures the starfeild behind it.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Episode III
Revenge of the Spit


In a stunning move, the feindish
fan boy leader MagnoliaFan, has
re-edited both Episode I and II
making them much better films than
what was officially released.



Ballance of the Force was hardly better than TMP. It turned JarJar from an idiot to a prick, made the Nemoidians seem the bad guys rather than Sidious, (And made them sound absolutely terrible) and made the Gungans seem like barbarians. It just didn't work very well.

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Humor is lost on snow troopers.
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At least your subtitles were better, DigitalMan.

Kaiburr is definitly a better spelling than Kyber.

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That was great zion, the only thing you'd need to do to make it perfect is to get the right font.

I dont know if you could use this:
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ADM, that was a great crawl. And the reason you haven't been hired as a writer by LFL is what?

Oh wait...

And yes, the snowtroopers are a humorless lot, aren't they?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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