TIMELINE-15
PODD
Billions of years ago
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
After a last-minute change of plans, this universe was set up to not allow people to ever forget their pasts, leading to a universe of people who fully realize why they are here and what they are supposed to do. Earth, as well as all other places in this timeline, has always been and always will be a paradise.
FINAL NOTES
People from that timeline frequently use their advanced technology to take vacations in timelines which allow forgetfulness, such as our own. If you ever encounter such a person, remember that they have probably forgotten where they put the keys to their time-space mobile.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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Bingowings said:
Time Line-Kiwa-Hirsuta
PODD
Fuzz-Crabs never develop a concept of time measurement but at some point the entire universe becomes Fuzz-Crabian. If they don't know and that's all there is how am I supposed to report it to you?
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
The entire universe is Fuzz-Crabs in all dimensions.
FINAL NOTES
It's Crustacean in a hairy way. So be prepared.
Not numbering your timeline? That's a paddlin'.
Fuzz-Crabs are crabs and don't have a concept of numbering either ;-P
So you're saying that you, yourself, are a Fuzz-Crab from Timeline-Kiwa-Hirsuta?
TIMELINE-16
PODD
13,000,000,000+ BCE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This is the world told about in the Jefferson Airplane song “White Rabbit”.
While travelling to this world can result in an instant psychedelic high, no one from our – or any similar – universe can exist here long without eventually suffering a massive epileptic seizure.
FINAL NOTES
I feel really, really, really funny right now.
TIMELINE-17
PODD
20th century CE
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this universe, Richard Dawkins is a conceited, self-righteous Young Earth Creationist blowhard who runs a Young Earth Creationist sideshow out of Kentucky and writes books for kids teaching them to believe that God planted false evidence to trick people into believing that life evolved and the Earth is far older than some 10,000-6000 years so that they can all burn in Hell.
FINAL NOTES
Say what you will about the Dawkins of this Earth – at least he’s not peddling this shit.
It looks like TIMELINE-16's god-creator was Bryan Talbot.
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RicOlie_2 said:
So you're saying that you, yourself, are a Fuzz-Crab from Timeline-Kiwa-Hirsuta?
What a ridiculous conclusion.
Obviously not but I believe it is the right of the individuals of a place to name that place themselves and as the Fuzz Crabs have no concept of language it's probably the nearest thing to affording those rights to the denizens of the said timeline to name the place after them.
What is France if not the land of the Frankish people?
TIMELINE-18
PODD
September 14, 20-
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
A cult of Nicolas Cage Worshipers turns into a major religion with the death of their lord and savior Nicolas Cage. In the official church doctrine, it is believed that the entire universe is the body of Nicolas Cage, of which they are a part. Thus they believe in other realities, but they think that they cannot escape from this one, believing themselves to be "in a Cage".
FINAL NOTES
This religion is quite secretive, and in fact they describe themselves as being quite cagey.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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^LOL. Love it!
NeverarGreat said:
they describe themselves as being quite cagey.
TIMELINE-19
PODD
May 16, 1990
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is inhabited completely by black, facepalming Muppets.
FINAL NOTES
I'm surprised rap music isn't as popular on this world as I thought it would be.
DuracellEnergizer said:
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is inhabited completely by black, facepalming Muppets.
Is it supposed to be facepalming? I always thought it was a mock bow...it's hard to tell with muppets though. :P
Great work Duracell, now there are two of them. :P
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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I thought you were sticking with timelines, not parallel universes. I want to know how we turned into black face-palming muppets on May 16, 1990 in this universe.
RicOlie_2 said:
I want to know how we turned into black face-palming muppets on May 16, 1990 in this universe.
Mad Scientist Frink gave muppets life. Muppets enslaved humanity. Black muppets killed all non-black muppets.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
^What he said. Just add the little detail of Frink being driven mad by the death of Jim Henson, and we're set.
Oh, and I'd just like to comment on this
RicOlie_2 said:
I thought you were sticking with timelines, not parallel universes.
Let's just say that in some timelines, the physical constants/laws of physics were altered, resulting in some very weird worlds that don't look related to ours in the least.
TIMELINE-20
PODD
April 16, 1889
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this universe, Adolf Hitler was an English silent film comedian while Charlie Chaplin was the Austria-born fascist dictator of Nazi Germany.
FINAL NOTES
I’ll bet this Earth’s version of The Great Dictator is a very interesting film, indeed.
RicOlie_2 said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
This Earth is inhabited completely by black, facepalming Muppets.
Is it supposed to be facepalming? I always thought it was a mock bow...
Frink. Frink. STAHP
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
TIMELINE-21
PODD
June 12, 1994
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
Not only did O. J. Simpson not kill Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in this universe, but he also found the real killer.
FINAL NOTES
If the glove doesn’t fit …
Are you saying in that universe The Humongous was responsible?
"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror"
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No. Just his third cousin twice removed.
TIMELINE-22
PODD
December 31, 1995
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this reality, Bill Watterson never ended the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Suffice it to say, he eventually lost all his inspiration and the strip became worse than Garfield.
FINAL NOTES
All good things must come to an end. If they don’t, they turn into bad things.
TIMELINE-23
PODD
November 3, 2002
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS
In this timeline, David Lynch became the showrunner of The Simpsons starting with Season 14 instead of Al Jean. As a result, the show was rescued from the ineptitude of the past four seasons and entered a creative renaissance – albeit a very bizarre, surreal one.
FINAL NOTES
The donuts are not what they seem.
