Doomsday Thread — Page 6

Possessed said:

Could you repeat that a dozen or so more times? You aren’t getting your point across.

As long as Trump is president, which could last several more eternities.

generalfrevious said:

Possessed said:

Could you repeat that a dozen or so more times? You aren’t getting your point across.

As long as Trump is president, which could last several more eternities.

Trump is a cyborg?

yhwx said:

Even if Trump does abolish the Constitution, he’d die pretty soon anyway. He’s 70, doesn’t believe in exercise, eats McDonalds every night for dinner, and is slightly overweight.

He can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend his life for another 30-40 years.

generalfrevious said:

yhwx said:

Even if Trump does abolish the Constitution, he’d die pretty soon anyway. He’s 70, doesn’t believe in exercise, eats McDonalds every night for dinner, and is slightly overweight.

He can afford medical treatments and/or genetic therapy to extend his life for another 30-40 years.

I’m bad at conversions. How many eternities are in 3 to 4 decades?

For Frevious.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/05/trump-paris-accord-exit-is-actually-good-for-planet-commentary.html

TV’s Frink said:

For Frevious.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/05/trump-paris-accord-exit-is-actually-good-for-planet-commentary.html

Corporations are not good enough to stop the permanent destruction of all life on Earth. This just proves once again we are the “special needs person” on the world stage, and no one wants to end up like that. Humanity is creating the worst mass extinction in our planet’s history; it’s was the responsibility of our president to uphold the Paris agreement, not some loose confederation of businesses now filling the void.

WHY IS NO ONE RESOPONDING. PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF WE ARE IN THE WORST PERIOD IN EARTH HISTORY A SINGLE ORGANISM IS GOIBG TO DESTROY ALL LIFE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE THE HOLOCAUST WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE HORRORS OF THE NEXT 75 YEARS OF CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYTHING IS A MAXIMUM DISASTER EVERY ASPECT WILL BE AFFECTED I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I AM IN UNBEARABLE AGONIZING PAIN WORSE THAN CANCER WHY ARE HUMANS SO DESTRUCTIVE WE HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN A GEOLOGICAL NANOSECOND THIS ISNT FAIR LISTEN TO ME FOR FICKS SAKE AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

yhwx said:

Lord Haseo said:

Bruh

That is not a good enough answer for the greatest catastrophe that will effect every square inch every aspect of life both human nonhuman even extremophiles at the ocean floor won’t survive. President trump’s destructive legacy will endure for tens of millions of years. This is the only we should dwell on as it is worse than everything terrible combined times infinity infinity.

http://www.psycom.net/depression.central.borderline.html
Maybe???

yhwx said:

generalfrevious said:

yhwx said:

Lord Haseo said:

Bruh

That is not a good enough answer for the greatest catastrophe that will effect every square inch every aspect of life both human nonhuman even extremophiles at the ocean floor won’t survive. President trump’s destructive legacy will endure for tens of millions of years. This is the only we should dwell on as it is worse than everything terrible combined times infinity infinity.

It wasn’t an answer.

We aren’t responding because you would tell us all off if we tried to say anything reasonable.

If it weren’t for the fucked up laws of physics requiring us to use carbon rich resources that pump planetfuls of CO2 every year warming the planet faster than in any point in its 4.5 billion year history, and the fact that the country causing the most damage has a dysfunctional election system that enabled a sociopathic political party to enable a genocidal businessman to become president and blow our only chance of preventing total sterilization of our ecosystem, I would probably be more well adjusted.

OP, I have no idea what you’re talking about; the world is going to end in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Haven’t you seen Walking Dead?

Seriously, I’ll be sorely disappointed if I live my whole life without some kind of apocalyptic event happening. Zombies, widespread nuclear war, airborne Ebola, anything. Ideally when I’m about 35 years old. I’d like to survive the opening salvo but none of my family, friends or loved ones can so that during my adventures I have to make new acquaintances and can also have a chip on my shoulder and not talk much. Basically The Road Warrior.

I have a feeling I’m going to die disappointed.

generalfrevious said:

WHY IS NO ONE RESOPONDING. PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF WE ARE IN THE WORST PERIOD IN EARTH HISTORY A SINGLE ORGANISM IS GOIBG TO DESTROY ALL LIFE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE THE HOLOCAUST WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE HORRORS OF THE NEXT 75 YEARS OF CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYTHING IS A MAXIMUM DISASTER EVERY ASPECT WILL BE AFFECTED I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I DID NOT DESERVE THIS I AM IN UNBEARABLE AGONIZING PAIN WORSE THAN CANCER WHY ARE HUMANS SO DESTRUCTIVE WE HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN A GEOLOGICAL NANOSECOND THIS ISNT FAIR LISTEN TO ME FOR FICKS SAKE AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

So you’re going for broke with the shtick and taking it to Terminal All-Caps Endgame, huh?

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Ratio Tile said:

OP, I have no idea what you’re talking about; the world is going to end in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Haven’t you seen Walking Dead?

Seriously, I’ll be sorely disappointed if I live my whole life without some kind of apocalyptic event happening. Zombies, widespread nuclear war, airborne Ebola, anything. Ideally when I’m about 35 years old. I’d like to survive the opening salvo but none of my family, friends or loved ones can so that during my adventures I have to make new acquaintances and can also have a chip on my shoulder and not talk much. Basically The Road Warrior.

I have a feeling I’m going to die disappointed.

Sorry to break it to you, but in the event that you survive to see a post-apocalyptic wasteland, you won’t be Mad Max. You’ll be Chained-Leashed Mute Blond Buttboy.

suspiciouscoffee said:

generalfrevious said:

I AM IN UNBEARABLE AGONIZING PAIN WORSE THAN CANCER

Have you ever actually had cancer? Because if not, shut the hell up.

I’m going to go on a limb and say he’s also never been in an oven or been a slave but ghat didn’t stop him from comparing his plight to theirs.

ray_afraid said:

generalfrevious said:

PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I WILL KILL MYSELF

Go ahead. I dare you.

Check!

Now it truly gets interesting!

Ehhh, let’s not take it there.

yhwx said:

Ray, you took it too far.

You butt out, man!

(Wow, I really can’t type one sentence without the words “man” and “butt,” can I!
YYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
!!!)