Boba Fett

I know that the movie shows Boba being eaten by the Sarsac Pitt, but what really happened to Boba? I heard that he ended up in there for a while, living off the other people that died in there, like Jabba The Hutt or Princess Leia's cousin. Then he killed a Jedi that was living in there and used his life saver to get out, and managed to get out. I do remember seeing him in the secret seventh film about Endor, but I don't know. What do YOU think happened?

Really? Knowing Boba I wouldn't doubt that.

Hey, I know a troll when I see one! Stop it, please.

Sarsac Pitt ... now that's a name I'm gonna steal for my second PT rewrite (if I ever get around to actually writing it, that is).

This thread is solid gold.

Life saver? Seriously?

Princess Leia's cousin was in the Sarlacc?   secret seventh film about Endor??

I really hope when Adywan gets around to Return of The Jedi Revisited that he makes the Sarlacc bite Boba fett in two, and put to rest the masturbatory fantasies about the glorified delivery boy.

Jobriath...is that you?

You get back in your space pyramid this instant... the naughty boy.

I liked the part where Boba was a cannibal.

Anyway, here's what really happened...

(NSFW language advisory)

Boba owed Chris R money for drugs, and Chris R came looking for the money.  Chris R pulled a gun on Boba, but luckily Jango and Zam showed up to take care of Chris R.  Meanwhile, Lisa and Claudette (who definitely has breast cancer) ganged up on Boba to find out what kind of money, and then Jango and Zam came back to comfort Boba. Then they all flew out of the Brad Sarsac Pitt on the back of a flying unicorn.

Boba Fett is dead. There's nothing in the movies that indicates otherwise.

ray_afraid said:

Bingowings said:

Jobriath...is that you?

You get back in your space pyramid this instant... the naughty boy.

NO! Come back to us! I Love A Good Fight, you Scumbag! Oh, What A pretty....

Look he's either Jobriath or Brett Smiley the Triforce symbol makes me think he is more likely Jobriath because Smiley is definitely not Trisexual.

I hear that Boba Fett, tired of the restrictions society imposes upon genders, actually donned pink armor and joined the Womandalorians.  But I'm getting ahead of myself, because first Boba Fett had to get out of the Sarsac Pit.  This was actually quite easy, considering he had long golden hair, like Rapunzel.  He simply hooked his hair on the railing of a nearby crashed skiff (Indiana Jones-style) and climbed on outta there.  He moved to a nearby cantina where he tried to start a life as a dancer, but few appreciated his talent.  Then a talent scout named Jorge from the socialist planet of Looka$osisiasssis hired him as a tightrope walker in a tutu.  It was here that Boba (professionally now known as Hubba Hubba Bubba) threw off the restrictions of Galactic society and became a free man...er, woman.  Every now and then he pops up in an EU story, usually in a dark bar chewing the meat off of Princess Leia's great uncle's hamhock and sucking on Live Savers as a dessert, but you have to be sharp, as he/she is usually mentioned only casually in the book or comic.

That last bit is why I started to give up on the EU...I mean, c'mon, I thought this was a long time ago in a galaxy fairly distant...Live Savers in Star Wars is just taking things too far...they obviously were ripping off Life Savers!

What do YOU think happened???

http://globalgeeknews.com/2012/02/14/pink-boba-fett-wants-to-be-your-valentine-pic/

This thread makes me wish I had an online alterego anywhere near half as clever as one of TV's Frink's dozen cyber-surrogates.

Err...watch it moosh... ;-)