I hear that Boba Fett, tired of the restrictions society imposes upon genders, actually donned pink armor and joined the Womandalorians. But I'm getting ahead of myself, because first Boba Fett had to get out of the Sarsac Pit. This was actually quite easy, considering he had long golden hair, like Rapunzel. He simply hooked his hair on the railing of a nearby crashed skiff (Indiana Jones-style) and climbed on outta there. He moved to a nearby cantina where he tried to start a life as a dancer, but few appreciated his talent. Then a talent scout named Jorge from the socialist planet of Looka$osisiasssis hired him as a tightrope walker in a tutu. It was here that Boba (professionally now known as Hubba Hubba Bubba) threw off the restrictions of Galactic society and became a free man...er, woman. Every now and then he pops up in an EU story, usually in a dark bar chewing the meat off of Princess Leia's great uncle's hamhock and sucking on Live Savers as a dessert, but you have to be sharp, as he/she is usually mentioned only casually in the book or comic.
That last bit is why I started to give up on the EU...I mean, c'mon, I thought this was a long time ago in a galaxy fairly distant...Live Savers in Star Wars is just taking things too far...they obviously were ripping off Life Savers!
What do YOU think happened???