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Imagine the prequels, but inverted.
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If George Had Made The Sequel Trilogy... — Page 2
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All the Heterosexual characters are whales?
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Imagine the prequels, but inverted.
I’m trying…I just can’t do it.
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Imagine the prequels, but inverted.
Like this?
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I think Bingo’s description is the most apt.
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Imagine TFA, but with Jaden Smith cast as Finn and Miley Cyrus’s little sister cast as Rey.
Also imagine lots more plot holes, replace all the good humor with cringe inducing toddler potty humor, and eliminate any traces of darkness for the majority of the film except have a drastic shift in tone towards the end in which Kylo Ren goes on a child-slaughtering rampage and is then burned in a graphic sequence. Only to be recovered by Snoke and become Darth Vader II.
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Imagine TFA, but with Jaden Smith cast as Finn and Miley Cyrus’s little sister cast as Rey.
Also imagine lots more plot holes, replace all the good humor with cringe inducing toddler potty humor, and eliminate any traces of darkness for the majority of the film except have a drastic shift in tone towards the end in which Kylo Ren goes on a child-slaughtering rampage and is then burned in a graphic sequence. Only to be recovered by Snoke and become Darth Vader II.
We’d also probably see Boba Fett’s son or something stupid. He’d throw in a lot of contrived nonsense along the lines of Yoda and Chewy being best friends.
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Imagine the prequels, but inverted.
Like this?
Meesa swallow your soul!
Where were you in '77?
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Imagine the prequels, but inverted.
Like this?
Meesa swallow your soul!
No no, you gotta say it like this:
M̲ͅe̥̪̜̽ͣ̎͂͌ẹ̘͔͔̲̓̀ͅŝ͈̥͚͇̀ä́ ̢̦͙̞̳̜̬̩̎̈ͩs̪͎͇̤̹̖͐̽̓w̷͕̮͍̫͕̬̐͒͒ͅa̻̦̮̹ͫ̊͐̎͆̆̚l̖̣̞̯̬͎͢ḻ̳͓͈͌̆o̬̭̹̘̖̿̐ͬ̀̐̒͟w͜ ̣͓ͪ̓ͮ̀ͮ͡ȳ̭̜̲̻̌̏o̙͌̕u̠̦͇͇̬̦͛̂ͯ̓̽͘ṙ̫̥͍ͥ ͙͕̹̺͎̙̬͊̌͠s̪̦ͣo̲̤̎̅ͨ̿͆̆͗u͎̲͝l̥̲̻̉̀̃́̌ͯ͟ͅ!̙̫̾́
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That looks like it’s straight out of an Iron Maiden album cover.
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Density said:
Imagine TFA, but with Jaden Smith cast as Finn and Miley Cyrus’s little sister cast as Rey.
Oh god that would be awful, write worse dialogue and plop them in front of a green screen and there you’d have it.
Prequel Fan-Edit thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Yet-another-series-of-prequel-edits/id/17329
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I would love to see George Lucas sequel trilogy ideas, he made the most wonderful movies in my life ep 1-6.
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I wouldn’t want to see Lucas direct sequels, but I am curious about what his plans were.
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I would love to see George Lucas sequel trilogy ideas, he made the most wonderful movies in my life ep 1-6.
Well, you’re half right…
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I would love to see George Lucas sequel trilogy ideas, he made the most wonderful movies in my life ep 1-6.
Well, you’re half right…
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.
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I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.
Ironically ROTJ is the one with the pacing issues…
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I would love to see George Lucas sequel trilogy ideas, he made the most wonderful movies in my life ep 1-6.
Well, you’re half right…
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.
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Something Something said:
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.Ironically ROTJ is the one with the pacing issues…
Interesting, I love those cute little ewoks.
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I would love to see George Lucas sequel trilogy ideas, he made the most wonderful movies in my life ep 1-6.
Well, you’re half right…
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.
R U okay my friend?
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Something Something said:
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.Ironically ROTJ is the one with the pacing issues…
Interesting, I love those cute little ewoks.
So the impossibility of such a non viable threat helping the Rebels topple The Empire doesn’t bother you in the slightest?
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Something Something said:
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.Ironically ROTJ is the one with the pacing issues…
Interesting, I love those cute little ewoks.
So the impossibility of such a non viable threat helping the Rebels topple The Empire doesn’t bother you in the slightest?
I can’t comment on that, but I believe it had something to do with the Vietnam war.
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Density said:
Imagine TFA, but with Jaden Smith cast as Finn and Miley Cyrus’s little sister cast as Rey.Oh god that would be awful, write worse dialogue and plop them in front of a green screen and there you’d have it.
You’re forgetting Justin Bieber cast as the latest frontman of the Max Rebo Band.
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Something Something said:
I don’t know why, I like empire, but it’s so boring compared to New Hope and Return Of The Jedi.Ironically ROTJ is the one with the pacing issues…
Interesting, I love those cute little ewoks.
So the impossibility of such a non viable threat helping the Rebels topple The Empire doesn’t bother you in the slightest?
I can’t comment on that, but I believe it had something to do with the Vietnam war.
Wait – you actually know about the Vietnam War!?
*mindblown*
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Interesting, I love those cute little ewoks.
HA!
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Im sure the development of Lucas sequal story and characters would first revolve around his typical master plan of merchandising. The writing and execution would again, be a hack job of some sort, possibly referencing more flash gordon serials, involve massive procrastination up to the minute of filming and thus suck salty donkey biscuits! In his post film interviews Lucas would again deflect any criticism and defend his right to do the film his way, tell fans to grow up and justify mcguffins, while scarfing a big-mac and wiping special sauce off his beard.
"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH