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Ranking the Star Wars films — Page 59

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I rank from 10,000 to 100,000. It gives me more flexibility in case I want to give something an 87,532.

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The Prequels
The Originals
TFA (cuz femminist propaganda and rehash lol)

am i a real star wars fan now?

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No.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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(It hasn’t happened yet)

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Not much has changed since last time (with grades):

  1. ANH: 10
  2. TESB: 10
  3. ROTJ: 8.5
  4. ROTS: 6
  5. TPM: 4.5
  6. TFA: 4
  7. AOTC: 2
  8. TCW (cgi movie): 0.5

And I would still give something like 7/10 for Hal9000’s PT as a whole. An extra 0.2 would also be given to his TFA-Lone Star Edition.

The “Clone Wars” Tartatovsky’s animated series taken as a 2h15 movie would get 8/10.

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I’m amending my list as well to put ANH and ESB on equal ground (before I had ESB coming out ahead, but in the intervening months I’ve come to regret that placement).

ANH - 10
ESB - 10
TFA - 8
ROTJ - 7
TPM - 4
ROTS - 3
AOTC - 3

And since I’ve seen fan edits mentioned in a couple other posts, I’ll note that all of the prequels shoot up to around a 6 if we’re talking about Hal’s versions.

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joefavs said:

ANH - 10
ESB - 10
TFA - 8
ROTJ - 7
TPM - 4
ROTS - 3
AOTC - 3

Most scientific studies have confirmed these ratings.

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TV’s Frink said:

joefavs said:

ANH - 10
ESB - 10
TFA - 8
ROTJ - 7
TPM - 4
ROTS - 3
AOTC - 3

Most scientific studies have confirmed these ratings.

I always thought it was crazy that scientific studies used scale from 3 to 12, but I can’t argue with the results.

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CatBus said:

TV’s Frink said:

joefavs said:

ANH - 10
ESB - 10
TFA - 8
ROTJ - 7
TPM - 4
ROTS - 3
AOTC - 3

Most scientific studies have confirmed these ratings.

I always thought it was crazy that scientific studies used scale from 3 to 12, but I can’t argue with the results.

Naturally you are able to convert to whatever scale you want.

Personally I think 8/12 is a tad low for TFA but as you say, I can’t argue with the results.

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ANH - 1
ESB - 1
ROTJ - 1
TPM - 0
AOTC - 0
ROTS - 0
TFA - 0

I use truth-based binary ranking system. Film is either good or shit.

真実

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imperialscum said:

ANH - 1
ESB - 1
ROTJ - 1
TPM - 0
AOTC - 0
ROTS - 0
TFA - 0

I use truth-based binary ranking system. Film is either good or shit.

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CatBus said:

imperialscum said:

ANH - 1
ESB - 1
ROTJ - 1
TPM - 0
AOTC - 0
ROTS - 0
TFA - 0

I use truth-based binary ranking system. Film is either good or shit.

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Sorry but the actual data indicates 0. With that said, the study may be just confused by every other imperialscum post having rated as zero, and just assigned that post the same without running the usual tests. I will dig into the data and report back.

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TV’s Frink said:

CatBus said:

imperialscum said:

ANH - 1
ESB - 1
ROTJ - 1
TPM - 0
AOTC - 0
ROTS - 0
TFA - 0

I use truth-based binary ranking system. Film is either good or shit.

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Sorry but the actual data indicates 0. With that said, the study may be just confused by every other imperialscum post having rated as zero, and just assigned that post the same without running the usual tests. I will dig into the data and report back.

Studies are performed by people who don’t know the truth and are searching for it. There is a chance they may come to a false conclusion. On the other hand, I already know the truth.

真実

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imperialscum said:

ANH - 1
ESB - 1
ROTJ - 1
TPM - 0
AOTC - 0
ROTS - 0
TFA - 1

I use truth-based binary ranking system. Film is either good or shit.

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