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I CAN ASSURE YOU THE SIZE OF MY BOOKMARK LIST IS NOT A PROBLEM

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Some people are saying that Crooked Hillary doesn’t even know what bookmarks are.

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Psst I know a secret… Frink doesn’t even use bookmarks. He’s a lair and a biggit.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Worse is when it rains AND it’s hot.

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Bingowings said:

It’s August… It’s freezing

It’s always raining in August in Australia. I’ve had a cold for weeks now.

Not enough people read the EU.

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The weather here is erratic. A couple of hours ago it was pouring hard, and now it’s sunny as your average Summer day.

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Gosh, I’m sure we have a thread for weather around here that I don’t have to read…

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How the fuck is my pizza supposed to cook properly in this stupid Euromaid oven which has the element at the top?? I’ve tried putting it right down the bottom, tried no tray, tried oil… I think I’m going to have to cook the underside of the base prior to making the damn pizza in future.

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The comfy swivel chair I’ve been using as my designated ass parking spot for the last 5+ years broke. I now have to resort to sitting on a wholly uncomfortable metal pail for the time being.

[JEDIT]

Fuck that pail. I’ve upgraded to a laundry hamper.

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I think my graphics card is dying.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Once upon a time, I used to be able to look up into the night sky and enjoy watching the stars. Now I get vertigo whenever I try.

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Tyrphanax said:

I think my graphics card is dying.

It wasn’t! Yay!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Tyrphanax said:

Tyrphanax said:

I think my graphics card is dying.

It wasn’t! Yay!

Yay!

My laptop, for the second time in two months, is typing PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP no matter what I do. The last time I fixed it by…waiting? So I guess I’ll wait again?

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TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

Tyrphanax said:

I think my graphics card is dying.

It wasn’t! Yay!

Yay!

My laptop, for the second time in two months, is typing PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP no matter what I do. The last time I fixed it by…waiting? So I guess I’ll wait again?

Quit bangin’ on your P key so much!

Aside from that give it a good cleaning is about all I can advise.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Last time I popped the P key out and cleaned and it did no good. I rebooted, no good. Took the battery out, no good.

Two days later it worked again.

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I haven’t taken a laptop apart in so long that I don’t even know if you can crack one open and get to the keyboard guts underneath anymore.

That’s a lot of effort though.

I’m sure ywhx will be along to tell you that you should have bought a Mac soon.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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doubleKO said:

How the fuck is my pizza supposed to cook properly in this stupid Euromaid oven which has the element at the top?? I’ve tried putting it right down the bottom, tried no tray, tried oil… I think I’m going to have to cook the underside of the base prior to making the damn pizza in future.

Are you sure that’s not a grill or a convection oven?