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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 94

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I feel like the dianoga/trash compacter scene has lots of good lines.

LEIA
Grab him!
Luke seems to be released by the thing.
LEIA
What happened?
LUKE
I don’t know, it just let go of me and disappeared…

LUKE
The walls are moving!
LEIA
Don’t just stand there. Try to brace it with something.

Also:
“I got a little cooked but I’m alright”
“Hang on back there!”
“Would it help if I got out and pushed?”
“The cave is collapsing!”

I’ll keep thinking.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Tyrphanax said:

LUKE
The walls are moving!
LEIA
Don’t just stand there. Try to brace it with something.

It might not work out in practice, but imagining them saying this while Padme’s giving birth made me laugh pretty hard.

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Jeebus said:

Tyrphanax said:

LUKE
The walls are moving!
LEIA
Don’t just stand there. Try to brace it with something.

It might not work out in practice, but imagining them saying this while Padme’s giving birth made me laugh pretty hard.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking of as well. Things for the babies to say/think as they’re being delivered.

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That won’t work for reasons that will become clear once I post the full scene. It needs to be after they’re born, when Obi Wan is holding them.

It did make me laugh though.

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DAMN.

Back to the drawing board.

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Luke : “I can’t even see, I’m never gonna get out of here.”

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lol Bingo.

“He’s kind of a strange old hermit.” Regarding Obi-Wan.
“I wonder who she is. It sounds like she’s in trouble.” Regarding Padme.
“I’ll be right there, Aunt Beru.” Regarding the future?

Not really funny, but blue skying.

Yeah I’m reading the script now.

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“She’s beautiful.”

Luke’s first words to Leia. Start 'em young!

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“She’s beautiful.”

Luke’s first words to Leia. Start 'em young!

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I’ve probably posted this before but as soon as Luke pops out Yoda should say he us too old to begin the training.

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doubleofive said:

“She’s beautiful.”

Luke’s first words to Leia. Start 'em young!

Yikes!

And yes Bingo, that will be in there.

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Tyrphanax said:

lol Bingo.

“He’s kind of a strange old hermit.” Regarding Obi-Wan.
“I wonder who she is. It sounds like she’s in trouble.” Regarding Padme.
“I’ll be right there, Aunt Beru.” Regarding the future?

Not really funny, but blue skying.

Yeah I’m reading the script now.

Yeah, that’s what I’ve been doing too. It’s been frustrating.

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Smithers said:

you could use “you were lucky to get out of there” from the ESB SE and “I was” from something else.

I like it!