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FLAVORS OF ENTANGLEMENT – ALANIS MORISSETTE

INDIVIDUAL TRACK RATINGS:

• “Citizen of the Planet” – 7/10
• “Underneath” – 6/10
• “Straitjacket” – 5/10
• “Versions of Violence” – 6/10
• “Not as We” – 8/10
• “In Praise of the Vulnerable Man” – 7/10
• “Moratorium” – 6/10
• “Torch” – 6/10
• “Giggling Again for No Reason” – 6/10
• “Tapes” – 7/10
• “Incomplete” – 6/10

TOTAL SCORE: 70/110

HAVOC AND BRIGHT LIGHTS – ALANIS MORISSETTE

INDIVIDUAL TRACK RATINGS:

• “Guardian” – 7/10
• “Woman Down” – 9/10
• “Til You” – 7/10
• “Celebrity” – 8/10
• “Empathy” – 7/10
• “Lens” – 7/10
• “Spiral” – 7/10
• “Numb” – 8/10
• “Havoc” – 7/10
• “Win and Win” – 7/10
• “Receive” – 8/10
• “Edge of Evolution” – 10/10

TOTAL SCORE: 92/120

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There, I’ve finished revisiting all of Ms. Morissette’s studio albums. Now I can finally move on to other music.

I’m positive you made all these albums up.

I react negatively to your positivity.

SHAME-BASED MAN – BRUCE McCULLOCH

INDIVIDUAL TRACK RATINGS:

• “Grade 8” – 9/10
• “Stalking” – 9/10
• “Al Miller” – 8/10
• “Heroin Pig” – 7/10
• “40 Housewives” – 7/10
• “Doors” – 10/10
• “Acid Radio” – 7/10
• “Lift Me Up” – 7/10
• “Our Love” – 9/10
• “Not Happy” – 7/10
• “Answering Machine” – 8/10
• “Daddy’s on the Drink” – 6/10
• “He Said, She Said” – 7/10
• “Daves I Know” – 5/10
• “That’s America” – 6/10
• “Baby Jesus (Radio)” – 5/10
• “Eraserhead” – 8/10
• “Vigil” – 5/10
• “When You’re Fat” – 7/10
• “Lonely People” – 5/10

TOTAL SCORE: 142/200

I thought I was the only one who has ever listened to that.

Sorry, Sally, it isn’t.

I will say, while a cool idea, adding up scores of individual tracks for an album’s score isn’t the most accurate way to judge an album. Some are greater than the sum of their parts and some less.

DominicCobb said:

I will say, while a cool idea, adding up scores of individual tracks for an album’s score isn’t the most accurate way to judge an album. Some are greater than the sum of their parts and some less.

I’m open to better ideas if you have any.

[JEDIT]

Nevermind. I’ll just rate the songs from here on out and leave it up to the individual to glean my final opinions on the albums in toto.

FACELIFT – ALICE IN CHAINS

TRACK RATINGS:

• “We Die Young” – 9/10
• “Man in the Box” – 9/10
• “Sea of Sorrow” – 8/10
• “Bleed the Freak” – 8/10
• “I Can’t Remember” – 9/10
• “Love, Hate, Love” – 8/10
• “It Ain’t Like That” – 10/10
• “Sunshine” – 7/10
• “Put You Down” – 7/10
• “Confusion” – 10/10
• “I Know Somethin (Bout You)” – 6/10
• “Real Thing” – 6/10

PRETTIES FOR YOU – ALICE COOPER

TRACK RATINGS:

• “Titanic Overture” – 9/10
• “10 Minutes Before the Worm” – 6/10
• “Sing Low, Sweet Cheerio” – 9/10
• “Today Mueller” – 8/10
• “Living” – 7/10
• “Fields of Regret” – 7/10
• “No Longer Umpire” – 7/10
• “Levity Ball” – 8/10
• “B.B. on Mars” – 6/10
• “Reflected” – 5/10
• “Apple Bush” – 6/10
• “Earwings to Eternity” – 5/10
• “Changing Arranging” – 5/10

The first two coop albums are near worthless. “Love it To Death” is where it really begins.

I own almost all of New Order’s albums but I’ve never really been able to get into Joy Division.

Tyrphanax said:

New Order was better.

I like Joy Division, but I would rate New Order as “Objectively Better”.

FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A JERK TO ME

Oops sorry, forgot I wasn’t darthrush for a second there.