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Hey, I’ve got an idea! Subtitle the sa-
Just kidding.
What could be funny though is inserting the fan film “troops” as if it were actually part of the movie.
Hey, I’ve got an idea! Subtitle the sa-
Just kidding.
What could be funny though is inserting the fan film “troops” as if it were actually part of the movie.
I believe War of the Stars already did that.
When R2 is hooked to the Rebel computer and uploading the data tapes instead of showing us the tapes Artoo could watch one of the cutaways from the Holiday Special (the alien chef, Jefferson Starship etc) while he waits for the upload.
Alternatively there could be a progress bar.
R2 tries to show the navigation route to Luke and friends on the Death Star, but the computer automatically updates to Windows 10 halfway through the process.
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That’s pretty funny, but by the time I get here we’ll be on Windows 20.
When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.
When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.
Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0
And R2 “sad beep” subtitle.
When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.
Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0
Not available in my country
Where do I live? Narnia?
When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.
Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0Not available in my country
Where do I live? Narnia?
It’s the sound of silence by Simon and garfunkle.
When obiwan says “I don’t seem to remember owning a droid” cut to a closeup of r2 then crossroads to a montage of the scenes of r2 and obiwan and Anakin on grevious ship in ROTS set to sad ballady-esque music to make it seem this statement has broken r2s heart.
Set to this:
https://youtu.be/4fWyzwo1xg0Not available in my country
Where do I live? Narnia?
It’s the sound of silence by Simon and garfunkle.
For people from Narnia like me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Since I know you have The Blues Brothers, there must be someplace in the ROT for this scene. Lightsaber effect added of course. 😉
Where were you in '77?
Since I know you have The Blues Brothers, there must be someplace in the ROT for this scene. Lightsaber effect added of course. 😉
Maybe splice it in as Palpatine is killing the Jedi before the Mace duel in ROTS?
Or at this point perhaps.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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This is applicable to others in the OT, but mostly to ARH. Add as many Batman references as possible. For instance, Luke could have Joker dialogue from Batman: The Animated Series, and Biggs, Porkins, and Lando could borrow lines from Batman 1989 and their respective actors. For instance, Lando could easily say something like “We have enough problems in this city without having to worry about ghosts and goblins.” Maybe that’d go best after Han asks, “Aren’t you worried about the Empire finding out about this…shut you down?”
Since I know you have The Blues Brothers, there must be someplace in the ROT for this scene. Lightsaber effect added of course. 😉
Maybe splice it in as Palpatine is killing the Jedi before the Mace duel in ROTS?
Into Order 66. There it will blend in yet stick out.
Just plopping this down if it hasn’t been seen yet: https://youtu.be/xaYorRKKAUQ
Use the grownup voices from the Peanuts cartoons to replace R2’s beeps.
Subtitle Greedo so it’s just a big misunderstanding.
Oh shut up already.
Subtitle that post so it’s just a big misunderstanding
Oh shut up already.
Had an idea last night building off my Batman idea: make Porkins your Ric Olie of the OT. Give him a bunch of the Eckhart lines from Batman '89. Edit him shooting up TIEs left and right while saying things like:
“You’re an A-1 nutboy!”
“Ah, they’re drinking Drano.”
“These two slipped on a banana peel.”
“Shoot to kill.”
“You ain’t got no future, Jack!”
When Luke says it’ll be just like be just like Beggar’s Canyon back home, Porkins says, “I think you’re full of *bleep.”
When Gold Leader says they’re starting their attack run, Porkins says, “Why don’t you broadcast it?”
Could be a few more good lines in there. You could even have Porkins be the one to destroying the Death Star, after Luke misses.
He’s also one of the Top Men in Raiders.
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He’s also Dr. Zarkov’s ill fated lab assistant in Flash Gordon. Raiders is about the only movie I’ve seen him in where he doesn’t die!
Where were you in '77?