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District 9: 9/9
FTFY
999? That’s the Number of the Beast! (according to a shitty Schwarzeneggar film, that is)
What’s your problem with Thunderball?
It’s just crazy boring.
Fair enough. I tend to prefer the slow moving James Bond films though.
What’s your problem with Thunderball?
Oh boy, the problems with Thunderball. Where to even begin?
You say that as though I just asked about what’s wrong with Plan 9 from Outer Space. It’s a fair enough question; Thunderball isn’t some widely hated film by any means.
The Person in Question
The Jungle Book (2016)
It’s a solid movie. The CGI is mostly good, the characters are good. There are a few bits that pulled me out of the movie (a wild animal talks about ointment??) and the ending feels a bit rushed.
B+
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The Bourne Ultimatum: 8.5/10
District 9: 8/10
Prequel Fan-Edit thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Yet-another-series-of-prequel-edits/id/17329
District 9: 9/9
FTFY
The Person in Question
District 9: 9/9
FTFY
Fair enough, I’m leaning more towards 8.5/10 but it’s still a great movie nonetheless.
Prequel Fan-Edit thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Yet-another-series-of-prequel-edits/id/17329
District 9: 9/9
FTFY
999? That’s the Number of the Beast! (according to a shitty Schwarzeneggar film, that is)
District 9: 9/9
FTFY
999? That’s the Number of the Beast! (according to a shitty Schwarzeneggar film, that is)
Junior?
The Person in Question
The big issue with Thunderball stems back to the fact that it was supposed to be the first film made and multiple scripts were written. The original story was created as a film treatment then abandoned. With all this previous work combined with a novel that is rather meandering at times it was perhaps not the film to make after thre massive success of Goldfinger. Here the producers literally were throwing in the kitchen sink and director Terrence Young could only do his best to get the thing finished as they set a hard and rather silly Xmas release date.
Peter Hunt had to somehow cut the 4 hour slow mess into what we have. So it could have been much much worse but here are plenty of Young flourishes to make T worthwhile.
Indeed.
"James Bond will return in THUNDERBALL"
– Closing credits, Dr. No
"James Bond will return in THUNDERBALL"
– Closing credits, From Russia With Love
"James Bond will return in THUNDERBALL"
– Closing credits, Goldfinger
“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”
FULL FRONTAL 2002
EH
3.1415926 OUT OF 5.7164492
FULL FRONTAL 2002
EH
3.1415926 OUT OF 5.7164492
The use of periods is more proof that Television Set’s Fink is a lying conman out to scam the entire website.
The Person in Question
Gwyneth Paltrow can’t act for shit.
Well she probably could, but it’s just not as motivating as money.
Thor - 3 stars
The Earth section drags on way too long.
I also find it hard to not root for Loki
FULL FRONTAL 2002
EH
3.1415926 OUT OF 5.7164492
The use of periods is more proof that Television Set’s Fink is a lying conman out to scam the entire website.
I CAN USE PUNCTUATION BUT IT USES UP MOST OF MY RESOURCES SO I RARELY DO IT
AND ANYWAY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE ENTIRE WEBSITE GREAT AGAIN
You’re no Donald Trump.
The Person in Question
AND ANYWAY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE ENTIRE WEBSITE GREAT AGAIN
AND ANYWAY IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE ENTIRE WEBSITE GREAT AGAIN
NOW YOUVE DONE IT
I know a lot about avatars on OT.com and let me tell you, this avatar is gonna be yuge. We’re gonna have the best avatars.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
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NOBODY WEARS AN AVATAR LIKE I DO
ALL AVATARS LOVE ME
IM THE BEST COMPUTER FOR AVATARS EVEN BETTER THAN THE COMPUTER IN AVATAR
Frankly, they call me the “Avatar Machine”.
The Person in Question
10 Cloverfield Lane - thought it was pretty swell.
WHEN I AM ELECTED YOU WILL THINK IT IS GREAT
I WILL MAKE EVERYTHING GREAT AGAIN
NO MORE MEH
10 Cloverfield Lane - thought it was pretty swell.
Is that the movie where a giant monster receives head from the Statue of Liberty?
10 Cloverfield Lane - thought it was pretty swell.
Is that the movie where a giant monster receives head from the Statue of Liberty?
I think that’s the original Cloverfield, which I never bothered watching because it was all found footage shakycam style.
10 Cloverfield Lane is about a paranoid old man who rescued and/or kidnapped a young woman to protect her from the Russians and/or aliens and/or pretend the woman is his daughter. It’s a great movie.
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Note to sell: Make obvious sarcasm more obviously sarcastic in future posts.
Deadpool - 3/4 Stars
Pretty solid movie. Had me laughing throughout. Definitely something you could watch multiple times and still not see all the little pop-culture references and easter eggs they filled it with. It may have been a bit gratuitous at times, but it fit the character well.
You can definitely tell that this is going to set the tone for a lot of the more violent superhero films in the future. Hopefully they’ll be a bit more understated, though.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
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