Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope — Page 24

TV’s Frink said:
Let’s our heroes escape the Death Star? WHAT HAVE I DONE?

                                TARKIN
                     Are they away?

                                 VADER
                     They have just made the jump into 
                     hyperspace.

                                 TARKIN
                     You're sure the homing beacon is 
                     secure aboard their ship? I'm taking 
                     an awful risk, Vader. This had better 
                     work.
                                
                     [Zoom in to VADER's face]

                                 VADER
                     WHAT HAVE I DONE?

^Exactly. Though I can’t believe I made that typo (and no one mentioned it).

Darth Lucas said:

Pass.

TV’s Frink said:

Though I can’t believe I made that typo (and no one mentioned it).

I know, right? You need commas if you want to say, “Let us, our heroes, escape the Death Star”

SilverWook said:

Doesn’t that beg the question of why the droids are hiding out in a restroom though? 😉

you meen they are … ?

Greedo: [In Huttese; subtitled] Hello Dear My name is Miss blessing
i saw your profile today at (originaltrilogy.com) and became intrested in you,
Han Solo: Yes, Greedo. I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I’ve got his money.
Greedo: will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.
Hered is my email address, (bubablessing@yahoo.com)
Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money.
Greedo: I believe we can move from here!
Han Solo: [stealthily going for his blaster] I don’t have it with me. Tell Jabba…
Greedo: I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
Han Solo: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?
Greedo: blessing.
Han Solo: Over my dead body!
Greedo: (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life).
Han Solo: Yeah, I’ll bet you have.
[Han blasts Greedo, then heads out, tossing the bartender a coin]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

Oh man, that’s a joke only a few people wil get but I love it.

LOL

Other spam posts of yesteryear could become the crawl for Episodes V through to IX
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/New-user-bubalove/id/10491

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/tv-bracket-is-UKs-top-brand-for-tv-brackets/id/11385

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/YESTERDAY-WAS-A-LIE-featuring-PETER-MAYHEW-coming-soon-to-DVD/id/11368

Bingowings said:

Other spam posts of yesteryear could become the crawl for Episodes V through to IX
http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/New-user-bubalove/id/10491

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/tv-bracket-is-UKs-top-brand-for-tv-brackets/id/11385

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/YESTERDAY-WAS-A-LIE-featuring-PETER-MAYHEW-coming-soon-to-DVD/id/11368

I don’t think I’d ever do this but it would be fun in each episode to have a joke (or jokes, like with the Gringo scene you just wrote) in the movie, but have a brief explanation in the crawl, i.e.

EPISODE IV
A RIDICULOUS HOPE

Go to http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/New-user-bubalove/id/10491 for the SOURCE of the bubalove JOKE later in the MOVIE.

And that’s the entire crawl.

Thanks!

A long time ago, but somehow in the future… It is a period of civil war and renegade paragraphs floating through space. There’s cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy’s dad. But you don’t find that out 'til the next episode. And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don’t know it and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed? Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That’s why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can’t run away from the truth. Oh, by the way, here’s a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie “Gia.” She’s way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It’s awesome. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digest… Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened…

No thanks!

Ha, I like that.

As the Death Star destroys Alderaan Vader could cry out, “It’s working! It’s working!”

WRONG THREAD :p

Already used that in AOTR.