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The "101 Ways to Improve Off-Topic" Thread — Page 7

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Warbler said:

Dek Rollins said:

Am I a respected member?

yes.

Then I vote neutral. 😉

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THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
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Sorry, but the voting closed a year ago. If you had been here then and had voted, it would have counted. But it is too late now.

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Since I am a Warbler Party Superdelegate, I have the right to move my vote to “whatever.”

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Warbler said:

Sorry, but the voting closed a year ago. If you had been here then and had voted, it would have counted. But it is too late now.

Well, that’s just not fair. My vote definitely could’ve swayed the decision. 😉

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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TV’s Frink said:

Since I am a Warbler Party Superdelegate, I have the right to move my vote to “whatever.”

overruled! the polls closed a year ago, votes can not be changed.

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Dek Rollins said:

Warbler said:

Sorry, but the voting closed a year ago. If you had been here then and had voted, it would have counted. But it is too late now.

Well, that’s just not fair. My vote definitely could’ve swayed the decision. 😉

the results were 15 for and 6 against with 1 abstention. 1 vote would not have swayed the decision.

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You applied my vote without applying all the rules surrounding said vote. Therefore your decision is invalid, and you have been stripped of your Warbler Party Chair Commission.

As newly elected Warbler Party Chair Commissioner, I hereby declare the entire vote null and void. And pointless. And extremely silly.

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Warbler said:

Dek Rollins said:

Warbler said:

Sorry, but the voting closed a year ago. If you had been here then and had voted, it would have counted. But it is too late now.

Well, that’s just not fair. My vote definitely could’ve swayed the decision. 😉

the results were 15 for and 6 against with 1 abstention. 1 vote would not have swayed the decision.

I don’t think you got the joke.

Dek Rollins said:

Then I vote neutral. 😉

Army of Darkness: The Medieval Deadit | The Terminator - Color Regrade | The Wrong Trousers - Audio Preservation
SONIC RACES THROUGH THE GREEN FIELDS.
THE SUN RACES THROUGH A BLUE SKY FILLED WITH WHITE CLOUDS.
THE WAYS OF HIS HEART ARE MUCH LIKE THE SUN. SONIC RUNS AND RESTS; THE SUN RISES AND SETS.
DON’T GIVE UP ON THE SUN. DON’T MAKE THE SUN LAUGH AT YOU.

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TV’s Frink said:

You applied my vote without applying all the rules surrounding said vote. Therefore your decision is invalid, and you have been stripped of your Warbler Party Chair Commission.

As newly elected Warbler Party Chair Commissioner, I hereby declare the entire vote null and void. And pointless. And extremely silly.

You don’t have the authority to do that, and all rules were followed.

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Warbler said:

TV’s Frink said:

You applied my vote without applying all the rules surrounding said vote. Therefore your decision is invalid, and you have been stripped of your Warbler Party Chair Commission.

As newly elected Warbler Party Chair Commissioner, I hereby declare the entire vote null and void. And pointless. And extremely silly.

You don’t have the authority to do that, and all rules were followed.

Of course I do and of course they weren’t.

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TV’s Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV’s Frink said:

You applied my vote without applying all the rules surrounding said vote. Therefore your decision is invalid, and you have been stripped of your Warbler Party Chair Commission.

As newly elected Warbler Party Chair Commissioner, I hereby declare the entire vote null and void. And pointless. And extremely silly.

You don’t have the authority to do that, and all rules were followed.

Of course I do and of course they weren’t.

It was my thread and my poll you have no authority to depose me. Just what rule wasn’t followed?

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The rule where my vote is not cast unless accompanied by a yacht.

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Remember, I added the “(I think)” to your vote. Under my interpretation, by adding the “(I think)” I followed your rule. Your vote was a conditional vote and I recorded such.

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And I thought wrong when I thought this thread might in any tiny insignificant way actually lead to Off-Topic’s improvement.

Excuse me while I go into a corner to cry and pig out on chocolate.

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no, I interpreted your rule correctly. In my thread, my interpretations are binding and final.

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I shall simply vote no retroactively twenty-five times the sum of the nearest whole number to enter my mind in the next seven minutes…

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

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This is the kind of bickering I like on this site. I can’t tell if you all hate each other or if I’m missing out on a big inside joke.

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Post Praetorian said:

I shall simply vote no retroactively twenty-five times the sum of the nearest whole number to enter my mind in the next seven minutes…

third time, the voting is closed.

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eiyosus said:

This is the kind of bickering I like on this site. I can’t tell if you all hate each other or if I’m missing out on a big inside joke.

Not necessarily an inside joke, Warb and I like each other, we’re just being silly.

With that said, we should definitely have a vote on the question of my vote being counted correctly or not.