logo Sign In

What if TFA is awful? — Page 6

Author
Time
 (Edited)

rchdggr said:

sunglassesatnite said:


This is a vague feeling and it is hard to explain, but there are micro-moments in Abrams’s various  films where I get sucked straight out of the movie, out of the fantasy--and into a realm where “this doesn’t quite make sense.” Or, “that seems odd why that character would do [or say] that.” 

There are several of these “micro-moments” from J.J.’s films that I could get into (but won’t).  There is, though, one in the latest behind-the-scenes TFA footage (presumably from San Diego, but I’m not certain about that) which, at least for me, demonstrates what I am talking about.  For a few seconds, a guy appearing  to be Oscar Isaacs is being hustled down a very Death Star-looking starship passageway by a Stormtrooper.

 I will get accused of being overly anal about this, but something  about the composition of that shot and the body language of the characters was just wrong.  It immediately made me think of similar shots in the OOT where our captive heroes are being made to walk places they don’t necessarily want to go (think of Han Solo at the Carbonite chamber, or the surrendered starship troopers at the beginning of A New Hope).  Not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the TFA footage it just looked “off.”  For one thing, in J.J.’s footage the Stormtrooper has his gun on Oscar Isaacs with one hand, while attempting to briskly shuffle him down the passageway with the other; presumably to take him to some kind of “detention block.”  The thing is, why does the Stormtrooper have his gun on Isaacs when they are presumably on the Stormtrooper’s own ship to begin with?   Why the hell is the Stormtrooper in such a hurry when, again, they are on the Stormtrooper’s own ship?  Why aren’t there two Stormtroopers handling Isaacs?  Why am I being so completely anal about two seconds of footage, the completed version of which I haven’t yet seen?

The reason is because it just looks “wrong.”  It doesn’t look like Star Wars (or at least the only Star Wars that exists to me—namely the OOT).  In the OOT, a shot like this would have had two Stormtroopers walking behind our hero, weapons at port arms, with a pace and body language that suggested power and control…thereby infusing the scene with a sense of gravity and foreboding.  This scene, by contrast, just doesn’t come off well.  It just looks like a Stormtrooper hustling some dude down a hallway, and doesn’t really communicate anything beyond that.  Worse, it kind of makes the Stormtrooper look like--in the words of late-great TV series the Wire—“a graspy little bitch” who can’t handle his business somehow. 

Am I making  my prediction of TFA’s lack of quality based on this one scene?  Hardly.  I am merely attempting to give an example of how J.J. Abrams’s style, for me, doesn’t completely work.  

 

The lone stormtrooper does look off. He seems nervous and agitated. Not typical stormtrooper behavior. He doesn't seem to be just like every other stormtrooper. It's as if he has more personality and emotion to him.. See where i'm going with this?

 He does seem 'a little short' for a stormtrooper ;)

You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)

Author
Time

[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

Author
Time

danny_boy said:

sunglassesatnite said:

I think TFA WILL be awful.  I’m not hoping for it to be awful, but I think it will be.

Although J.J. Abrams has achieved mainstream success,  I have never truly gotten “on board” with his style of filmmaking.  And it’s not that his movies are completely “awful” any sense.  It’s just that  every time I’ve left out of the theater after seeing one of his movies I have a gnawing, hungry, not-quite-satisfied feeling—similar to the feeling one has after eating at McDonald’s.  Not terrible, but not quite satisfying.  In other words, totally un-OOT-like.

This is a vague feeling and it is hard to explain, but there are micro-moments in Abrams’s various  films where I get sucked straight out of the movie, out of the fantasy--and into a realm where “this doesn’t quite make sense.” Or, “that seems odd why that character would do [or say] that.” 

There are several of these “micro-moments” from J.J.’s films that I could get into (but won’t).  There is, though, one in the latest behind-the-scenes TFA footage (presumably from San Diego, but I’m not certain about that) which, at least for me, demonstrates what I am talking about.  For a few seconds, a guy appearing  to be Oscar Isaacs is being hustled down a very Death Star-looking starship passageway by a Stormtrooper.

 I will get accused of being overly anal about this, but something  about the composition of that shot and the body language of the characters was just wrong.  It immediately made me think of similar shots in the OOT where our captive heroes are being made to walk places they don’t necessarily want to go (think of Han Solo at the Carbonite chamber, or the surrendered starship troopers at the beginning of A New Hope).  Not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the TFA footage it just looked “off.”  For one thing, in J.J.’s footage the Stormtrooper has his gun on Oscar Isaacs with one hand, while attempting to briskly shuffle him down the passageway with the other; presumably to take him to some kind of “detention block.”  The thing is, why does the Stormtrooper have his gun on Isaacs when they are presumably on the Stormtrooper’s own ship to begin with?   Why the hell is the Stormtrooper in such a hurry when, again, they are on the Stormtrooper’s own ship?  Why aren’t there two Stormtroopers handling Isaacs?  Why am I being so completely anal about two seconds of footage, the completed version of which I haven’t yet seen?

The reason is because it just looks “wrong.”  It doesn’t look like Star Wars (or at least the only Star Wars that exists to me—namely the OOT).  In the OOT, a shot like this would have had two Stormtroopers walking behind our hero, weapons at port arms, with a pace and body language that suggested power and control…thereby infusing the scene with a sense of gravity and foreboding.  This scene, by contrast, just doesn’t come off well.  It just looks like a Stormtrooper hustling some dude down a hallway, and doesn’t really communicate anything beyond that.  Worse, it kind of makes the Stormtrooper look like--in the words of late-great TV series the Wire—“a graspy little bitch” who can’t handle his business somehow. 

Am I making  my prediction of TFA’s lack of quality based on this one scene?  Hardly.  I am merely attempting to give an example of how J.J. Abrams’s style, for me, doesn’t completely work.  

 

Great post.

The language of cinema has constantly evolved to reflect a cultural aesthetic that relates to the time that the product is made in.

So that little clip in TFA trailer where hundreds of StormTroopers are assembled together ......reeks of the thousands of  Orcs from Lord Of The Rings, the Agent Smiths in the Matrix, The Chitari and Ultrons from the 2 Avengers movies ....and yes the clones and droid armies from the prequels. 

It definitely does not resemble anything from the OT.....the technology simply did not exist to convey thousands and thousands of troopers in attendance together(apart for that brief matte painting in ROTJ on the death star when the emperor arrives).

In the OT....size(e.g army of the Empire) was implied and simply left to the imagination.....which in my opinion is a far more potent storytelling technique.

These days nothing is left to the imagination......it is shown. 

Hence the creative lull that we find ourselves in.

The existence  of the TFA is proof of that.  

  

Thanks.  You made an interesting observation about the massed troopers shot being similar to shots we see in modern films, which I totally agree with.  That got me to thinking about another aspect of this so-called "First Order:" I really hope that this film isn't going to have a bunch of political deconstruction and exposition about why the Empire is still around.  If it does, I think the film will suffer for it.  

One of the great things about the OOT is that it didn't require much in the way of explanation as to the motivations of the Rebellion.  The audience gleaned that information gradually as the story progressed.  There was some political talk ("if word gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion..." etc.), but very little of it was macro-level, and tended to arise from situations where characters were immediately involved.  In other words, the audience wasn't hit over the head with it.

The thing is, I don't really care about why the Empire is still around.  Some may think that this needs to be explained, but I don't think it needs to be explained. Or at least explained very little.  Let the audience figure it out.  The Empire was a big organization, and the possibility always existed that it could come back after a devastating blow.  The politics don't matter.

Author
Time

rchdggr said:

sunglassesatnite said:


This is a vague feeling and it is hard to explain, but there are micro-moments in Abrams’s various  films where I get sucked straight out of the movie, out of the fantasy--and into a realm where “this doesn’t quite make sense.” Or, “that seems odd why that character would do [or say] that.” 

There are several of these “micro-moments” from J.J.’s films that I could get into (but won’t).  There is, though, one in the latest behind-the-scenes TFA footage (presumably from San Diego, but I’m not certain about that) which, at least for me, demonstrates what I am talking about.  For a few seconds, a guy appearing  to be Oscar Isaacs is being hustled down a very Death Star-looking starship passageway by a Stormtrooper.

 I will get accused of being overly anal about this, but something  about the composition of that shot and the body language of the characters was just wrong.  It immediately made me think of similar shots in the OOT where our captive heroes are being made to walk places they don’t necessarily want to go (think of Han Solo at the Carbonite chamber, or the surrendered starship troopers at the beginning of A New Hope).  Not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the TFA footage it just looked “off.”  For one thing, in J.J.’s footage the Stormtrooper has his gun on Oscar Isaacs with one hand, while attempting to briskly shuffle him down the passageway with the other; presumably to take him to some kind of “detention block.”  The thing is, why does the Stormtrooper have his gun on Isaacs when they are presumably on the Stormtrooper’s own ship to begin with?   Why the hell is the Stormtrooper in such a hurry when, again, they are on the Stormtrooper’s own ship?  Why aren’t there two Stormtroopers handling Isaacs?  Why am I being so completely anal about two seconds of footage, the completed version of which I haven’t yet seen?

The reason is because it just looks “wrong.”  It doesn’t look like Star Wars (or at least the only Star Wars that exists to me—namely the OOT).  In the OOT, a shot like this would have had two Stormtroopers walking behind our hero, weapons at port arms, with a pace and body language that suggested power and control…thereby infusing the scene with a sense of gravity and foreboding.  This scene, by contrast, just doesn’t come off well.  It just looks like a Stormtrooper hustling some dude down a hallway, and doesn’t really communicate anything beyond that.  Worse, it kind of makes the Stormtrooper look like--in the words of late-great TV series the Wire—“a graspy little bitch” who can’t handle his business somehow. 

Am I making  my prediction of TFA’s lack of quality based on this one scene?  Hardly.  I am merely attempting to give an example of how J.J. Abrams’s style, for me, doesn’t completely work.  

 

The lone stormtrooper does look off. He seems nervous and agitated. Not typical stormtrooper behavior. He doesn't seem to be just like every other stormtrooper. It's as if he has more personality and emotion to him.. See where i'm going with this?

I do see where you're going.  I didn't think about that before, but if you're proven correct (which the more I think about it the more I think you will be), then maybe there's hope...I'm not holding my breath, though.  I've been burned too many times.   

Author
Time
 (Edited)

sunglassesatnite said:

danny_boy said:

sunglassesatnite said:

I think TFA WILL be awful.  I’m not hoping for it to be awful, but I think it will be.

Although J.J. Abrams has achieved mainstream success,  I have never truly gotten “on board” with his style of filmmaking.  And it’s not that his movies are completely “awful” any sense.  It’s just that  every time I’ve left out of the theater after seeing one of his movies I have a gnawing, hungry, not-quite-satisfied feeling—similar to the feeling one has after eating at McDonald’s.  Not terrible, but not quite satisfying.  In other words, totally un-OOT-like.

This is a vague feeling and it is hard to explain, but there are micro-moments in Abrams’s various  films where I get sucked straight out of the movie, out of the fantasy--and into a realm where “this doesn’t quite make sense.” Or, “that seems odd why that character would do [or say] that.” 

There are several of these “micro-moments” from J.J.’s films that I could get into (but won’t).  There is, though, one in the latest behind-the-scenes TFA footage (presumably from San Diego, but I’m not certain about that) which, at least for me, demonstrates what I am talking about.  For a few seconds, a guy appearing  to be Oscar Isaacs is being hustled down a very Death Star-looking starship passageway by a Stormtrooper.

 I will get accused of being overly anal about this, but something  about the composition of that shot and the body language of the characters was just wrong.  It immediately made me think of similar shots in the OOT where our captive heroes are being made to walk places they don’t necessarily want to go (think of Han Solo at the Carbonite chamber, or the surrendered starship troopers at the beginning of A New Hope).  Not really a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but in the TFA footage it just looked “off.”  For one thing, in J.J.’s footage the Stormtrooper has his gun on Oscar Isaacs with one hand, while attempting to briskly shuffle him down the passageway with the other; presumably to take him to some kind of “detention block.”  The thing is, why does the Stormtrooper have his gun on Isaacs when they are presumably on the Stormtrooper’s own ship to begin with?   Why the hell is the Stormtrooper in such a hurry when, again, they are on the Stormtrooper’s own ship?  Why aren’t there two Stormtroopers handling Isaacs?  Why am I being so completely anal about two seconds of footage, the completed version of which I haven’t yet seen?

The reason is because it just looks “wrong.”  It doesn’t look like Star Wars (or at least the only Star Wars that exists to me—namely the OOT).  In the OOT, a shot like this would have had two Stormtroopers walking behind our hero, weapons at port arms, with a pace and body language that suggested power and control…thereby infusing the scene with a sense of gravity and foreboding.  This scene, by contrast, just doesn’t come off well.  It just looks like a Stormtrooper hustling some dude down a hallway, and doesn’t really communicate anything beyond that.  Worse, it kind of makes the Stormtrooper look like--in the words of late-great TV series the Wire—“a graspy little bitch” who can’t handle his business somehow. 

Am I making  my prediction of TFA’s lack of quality based on this one scene?  Hardly.  I am merely attempting to give an example of how J.J. Abrams’s style, for me, doesn’t completely work.  

 

Great post.

The language of cinema has constantly evolved to reflect a cultural aesthetic that relates to the time that the product is made in.

So that little clip in TFA trailer where hundreds of StormTroopers are assembled together ......reeks of the thousands of  Orcs from Lord Of The Rings, the Agent Smiths in the Matrix, The Chitari and Ultrons from the 2 Avengers movies ....and yes the clones and droid armies from the prequels. 

It definitely does not resemble anything from the OT.....the technology simply did not exist to convey thousands and thousands of troopers in attendance together(apart for that brief matte painting in ROTJ on the death star when the emperor arrives).

In the OT....size(e.g army of the Empire) was implied and simply left to the imagination.....which in my opinion is a far more potent storytelling technique.

These days nothing is left to the imagination......it is shown. 

Hence the creative lull that we find ourselves in.

The existence  of the TFA is proof of that.  

  

Thanks.  You made an interesting observation about the massed troopers shot being similar to shots we see in modern films, which I totally agree with.  That got me to thinking about another aspect of this so-called "First Order:" I really hope that this film isn't going to have a bunch of political deconstruction and exposition about why the Empire is still around.  If it does, I think the film will suffer for it.  

One of the great things about the OOT is that it didn't require much in the way of explanation as to the motivations of the Rebellion.  The audience gleaned that information gradually as the story progressed.  There was some political talk ("if word gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion..." etc.), but very little of it was macro-level, and tended to arise from situations where characters were immediately involved.  In other words, the audience wasn't hit over the head with it.

The thing is, I don't really care about why the Empire is still around.  Some may think that this needs to be explained, but I don't think it needs to be explained. Or at least explained very little.  Let the audience figure it out.  The Empire was a big organization, and the possibility always existed that it could come back after a devastating blow.  The politics don't matter.

 

Yes exposition can be a burden if there is a lack of equilibrium with other story telling factors(character arcs, plot devices, editing and pacing ect).

The OT literally threw the audience head first into an unfamiliar and mysterious universe(one of it's biggest drawing points).

On the other hand,The Force Awakens is throwing you back into a universe that you are already familiar  with( the 2 TFA trailers accentuate this fact)......yes there will be new characters and stuff .....but will it be enough to engage and stimulate?

using Abram's interpretations of Star Trek and Mission Impossible as a template ......I have my doubts.

   

I saw Star Wars in 1977. Many, many, many times. For 3 years it was just Star Wars...period. I saw it in good theaters, cheap theaters and drive-ins with those clunky metal speakers you hang on your window. The screen and sound quality never subtracted from the excitement. I can watch the original cut right now, over 30 years later, on some beat up VHS tape and enjoy it. It's the story that makes this movie. Nothing? else.

kurtb8474 1 week ago

http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=SkAZxd-5Hp8


Author
Time

Who cares? All I want is an OOT 4K remaster. If it can get us that, it can be a two hours of J.J. Abrams scratching his balls in 3-D. If we can get what we'd all sell our souls to Crowley for, it'd be worth it.

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

Author
Time

Mike O said:

If we can get what we'd all sell our souls to Crowley for, it'd be worth it.

Pfft. I'd never sell my soul to somebody with a tacky fashion sense like his. 

Author
Time

Abrams is going to double down on the elements from the Prequels I'm 110% confident.

He is going to most certainly bring back Vader at the end of TFA because first, he isn't that imaginative a director to break out of his influences and second, Disney will demand it. And we're talking about Hayden Vader as well, so that means we'll be seeing a lot of his force ghost in the new trilogy, I'm sure of it.

That probably means no OUT either, because that would confuse audiences as to why Anakin got younger in between movies.

Author
Time

generalfrevious said:

Abrams is going to double down on the elements from the Prequels I'm 200% confident.

 Fixed?

Also, you seem to have confused "why will" for "what if."

Author
Time
 (Edited)

TV's Frink said:

generalfrevious said:

Abrams is going to double down on the elements from the Prequels I'm 200% confident.

 Fixed?

Also, you seem to have confused "why will" for "what if."

 Let me say this: at least Joel Schumacher didn't make a film as bad as The Dark Knight Rises. It will be the same with JJ Abrams, and the Star Wars franchise will be out of balance forever. You can't be optimistic about this franchise when you remember The Phantom Menace.

Author
Time

If (and it's a gigantic if) TFA is a masterpiece up there with the OT... some statements of "fact" (About a movie they've never seen) by certain people in this thread are going to make amusing reading ;-)

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

Author
Time

Mike O said:

Who cares? All I want is an OOT 4K remaster. If it can get us that, it can be a two hours of J.J. Abrams scratching his balls in 3-D. If we can get what we'd all sell our souls to Crowley for, it'd be worth it.

Well, let's not get carried away.  I think asking for something more realistic like a pet unicorn or world peace would be a good exchange for a crappy TFA too, without having to entertain complete fantasies like an official OOT 4K remaster.

Project Threepio (Star Wars OOT subtitles)

Author
Time

generalfrevious said:

TV's Frink said:

generalfrevious said:

Abrams is going to double down on the elements from the Prequels I'm 200% confident.

 Fixed?

Also, you seem to have confused "why will" for "what if."

 Let me say this: at least Joel Schumacher didn't make a film as bad as The Dark Knight Rises. It will be the same with JJ Abrams, and the Star Wars franchise will be out of balance forever. You can't be optimistic about this franchise when you remember The Phantom Menace.

 You're still confused about "what if," apparently.

Also, you clearly haven't seen Batman and Robin.  Or Batman Forever.  Or Bad Company.

Author
Time

TV's Frink said:

generalfrevious said:

TV's Frink said:

generalfrevious said:

Abrams is going to double down on the elements from the Prequels I'm 200% confident.

 Fixed?

Also, you seem to have confused "why will" for "what if."

 Let me say this: at least Joel Schumacher didn't make a film as bad as The Dark Knight Rises. It will be the same with JJ Abrams, and the Star Wars franchise will be out of balance forever. You can't be optimistic about this franchise when you remember The Phantom Menace.

 You're still confused about "what if," apparently.

Also, you clearly haven't seen Batman and Robin.  Or Batman Forever.  Or Bad Company.

 At least they managed to have some sense of humor. Nolan can't make an unpretentious, lighthearted, humorous film if he tried. TDKR is just a dry run for the bleakness of Man Of Steel; plus TDKR boils my blood just looking at it it or listening to it. 

On another note, Benedict Cumberbatch>Ricardo Montalban and Zachary Quinto>William Shatner.

Author
Time

Do you know what thread you are in?  Do you know what site you are on?

Author
Time

TDKR was supposed to be a lighthearted, humorous film? Wow, Nolan definitely failed at that, what a hack.

Ceci n’est pas une signature.

Author
Time

Why are we even talking about Nolan? Did he replace JJ and I missed it?

Author
Time

TV's Frink said:

Why are we even talking about Nolan? Did he replace JJ and I missed it?

 That's the latest from Landis, anyway.

Author
Time
 (Edited)

Frank your Majesty said:

TDKR was supposed to be a lighthearted, humorous film? Wow, Nolan definitely failed at that, what a hack.

 I'm not saying TDKR should have been an homage to the Adam West series, but it didn't need to be melodramatic and go off the rails into facist overtones. It's just as bad as Batman & Robin, but on the other extreme of the spectrum. But I'm getting too off topic here. No, Nolan is not replacing Abrams.

I'm concerned because we have lived through the prequels, and I don't want history to repeat itself again. In the 90s we all thought TPM wasn't going to be as bad as it turned out to be. Abrams has so far given us a weaker version of ET (Super 8) and a weaker version of Star Trek II (Into Darkness). We might end up with just a weaker version of the OT.

Author
Time

^ Wrong thread?

Forum Moderator

Where were you in '77?

Author
Time
 (Edited)

I really want to see Jar Jar Abrams scratching his balls in 3D for two hours.

(It would be better than frevious' whining, anyway.)

Author
Time
 (Edited)

hairy_hen said:

I really want to see Jar Jar Abrams scratching his balls in 3D for two hours.

(It would be better than frevious' whining, anyway.)

 I wouldnt whine so much if they took away the OUT, replaced it with the SE as the only version you can legally watch, and pile on three awful movies on top of that as well. Has anyone forgotten that the prequels came out 10-15 years ago?