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Possessed said:

My chest kindof hurts.

As does mine. It seems that everytime I eat something, especially after breakfast, the left side of my chest starts to ache.

I've been trying to diet, and of four days ago I've taken up riding an exercise bike for thirty minutes every day -- and the exercise seems to help make the ache go away -- but I've been having trouble sticking to my diet, so the ache keeps returning. 

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Maybe you both have something you feel guilty about that you really need to tell someone.

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Alright, I admit it ... I killed them, I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS! I HATE THEM!!!

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No worries with me, was just a one time thing brought on by working outside in the sun longer than what I'm used to and not drinking enough while doing so.  I'm only 21 so I'd say the chances of me contracting heart disease in the near future are pretty low.  And yes Praetor I do eat my vegetables.  :)  I have a pretty healthy diet.  No precooked packaged food, mostly just fresh meats and veggies.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Alright, I admit it ... I killed them, I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

THEY'RE LIKE ANIMALS, AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS! I HATE THEM!!!

 At least they aren't sand...

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And that's why castles made by Tusken Raiders melt into the sea... eventually....

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When did Ebay get so messed up with regards to international bidders? Two bidders in South America keep getting blocked from upping their bids even though I've added them to my exemption list.

Where were you in '77?

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For some reason I'm having trouble loading anything google related on my internet.  I can't for the life of me figure out why.  My internet's not running slow, I'm able to stream 1080P videos just fine, download files easily.  But for some reason anything affiliated with google either takes forever to load and then only partially or won't load at all.  Youtube is a nightmare, I'm barely able to check my gmail account, and I've had to resort to... shudder... other search engines besides google.  I don't get it.  I did recently switch routers and wifi networks, but they are working completely fine other than this so I don't know if it's related or not.

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I loathe hot weather and I loathe this heat sponge of a shit-shack house I'm forced to live in.

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If you were a member of our team, things would be much clearer.

Team Olie

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ray_afraid said:

I didn't say "should I call the cops", I said "Should we call".
I'll let someone else handle it, but rest assured that help is on it's way.
Probably.

maybe.

Halfhearted sentiments like this one is why your country lost the war on Earth-SS. 

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I saw a mouse outside a window last night, and it didn't look like a regular house mouse; with its big eyes, big ears, and white underbelly, it looked a helluva lot like a hantavirus-carrying deer mouse.

So not only is my house poorly insulated -- with a leaky roof, broken doors, and bad wiring on top of it -- but it's exposed to potentially life-threatening vermin, too.

When my landlord dies, I hope he comes back as a mouse and gets eaten by a cat.

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I'm on what must be my eighth or ninth cold since I moved to Québec, and it's the worst so far. I've had to constantly blow my nose, which often bleeds as a result. Today alone I had five or six bloody noses (no, Praetorian, I still only have one nose), half of which were during class.

I'm glad this is the last week of school.

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I am sorry to hear about that! I hope you get over this soon...you likely know this, but if you stop kissing all the French girls and you will probably not catch as many colds...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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Haha! I knew it...now you are in trouble...I am getting on the next flight home...!

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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I was thinking more like being left in our parlor while we Skype within earshot...but yes, it could be like Facebook...except perhaps with far fewer interruptions...

I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton

“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”

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DrCrow needs to start posting again.  Last we heard he wasn't feeling well... we demand an update!