EPISODE I
Ben Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker -- best friends and moisture farmers living on Tatooine -- leave their world to train under Yoda at his Jedi academy on Dagobah. Once there, they both end up falling in love with the same girl -- Siri Tachi -- which causes tensions to rise between the two boys.
Soon after, a strike force of Dark Jedi arrive on Dagobah and raid the Jedi academy, taking many of the students -- Ben and Anakin included -- prisoner. These Dark Jedi then take their prisoners to the Shadow Academy, a Dark Jedi training station hidden deep in interstellar space, where their master Arca Jeth pressures the students of Yoda into studying the arts of the dark side.
In the end Yoda and a number of other Jedi come to the rescue, Jeth is defeated, the Shadow Academy is destroyed, Ben and Anakin's friendship is restored, and Siri chooses Anakin as her lover with Ben's full support.
EPISODE II
Years have passed since the events of Episode II and the Clone Wars are in full swing. Anakin and Ben -- who now goes by the name of Obi-Wan for whatever reason -- are now both full-fledged Jedi Knights, fighting for the Republic against the clone shock troopers of the Mandalorian civilization.
For one reason or another, Obi-Wan eventually travels to Geonosis, a bitterly cold desert planet ruled by the Hutt Empire. There he meets Darth Vader, the young son of a sex slave who lives in bondage to the Hutts and their servitors.
Time passes, a decisive battle between the Jedi and Mandalorians is fought, and Obi-Wan takes Darth as his Jedi apprentice.
EPISODE III
Years have passed since the events of Episode III and Darth has grown into a young man with great skills as a Jedi warrior. Unfortunately for Darth, he has two problems going for him: He has never outgrown the anger he's fostered since he was a slave on Geonosis and he has an unhealthy obsession with Anakin's wife, Siri.
Eventually Darth fails in his struggle against the dark side and is consumed by it. He leaves the Jedi Order, rapes Siri, and then has a violent confrontation with Anakin, resulting in both of their (apparent) deaths.
As it turns out, Darth impregnated Siri; months later she delivers a pair of twins, a boy and a girl. When Palpatine rises to power and begins persecuting the Jedi Order, it is decided that the twins will be separated and placed into hiding; Obi-Wan will take the boy to be raised by his stepbrother Owen on Tatooine while Siri will travel to an undisclosed location to raise the daughter on her own.
EPISODE V
The same movie as TESB except that Palpatine is now physically portrayed by a beautiful woman and Han dies as a result of the carbon freezing.
EPISODE VI
Luke has his final confrontation with Darth Vader, finally consummates his love with Leia, and learns about his sister's existence from Yoda.
EPISODE VII
With Leia accompanying him, Luke travels into uncharted space in search for his sister, Nellith. Unfortunately for the young Jedi and his lover, one of Palpatine's Inquisitors is hot on their heels.
EPISODE VIII
An adventure involving Luke, Nellith, and a plot to cripple the Imperial war machine.
EPISODE IX
As the war between the Rebellion and the Empire reaches its crescendo, Luke and Nellith confront the Emperor.
EPISODE X
Years have passed since the defeat of Palpatine. The Empire is in ruins, the New Republic has become the dominant power in this region of the galaxy, and Luke and Nellith have begun to restore the Jedi Order.
Unfortunately for our heroes, the Hutt Empire wishes to expand into former Imperial space and they now have the power to do so.
EPISODE XI
The New Republic and Imperial Remnant ally together to repel the invading Hutt forces.
EPISODE XII
The Hutt War comes to an end.