You've got a means to travel back in time and THAT'S what you want to do? No ladies you'd want to go back and visit when they're still young? No seeing the original versions of star wars in theaters?
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Possessed said:
You've got a means to travel back in time and THAT'S what you want to do? No ladies you'd want to go back and visit when they're still young? No seeing the original versions of star wars in theaters?
Now that you mention it, there was this one girl I was madly in love with in high school who never returned my feelings.
Had I the chance, I'd travel back in time to when she was just a small child, kidnap her from her parents, then raise her in a mentally unhealthy environment to obey my every whim, ultimately programming her to be my unquestioning sex slave once she came of age.
Hmm ... perhaps I'd just go ahead and do the same to every single woman who's ever spurned me. I could create my own harem of Stepford Wives!
Can't be better than the OOT in cinemas.
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^Mentality like this is why I'll go on to become a notorious cult leader and end up locked away in a maximum security prison cell while you stay cooped up in your parent's basement for the rest of your life.
I DON'T LIVE HERE WITH MY PARENTS!
MY PARENTS LIVE HERE WITH ME!
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3bcd4d7524/5-reasons-pornstars-hate-50-shades-of-grey/
Who knew Caroline in the City was a porn category?
Doing a google animated image search for "Margaret Thatcher" gets some pretty disturbing results.
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Ryan McAvoy said:
Doing a google animated image search for "Margaret Thatcher" gets some pretty disturbing results.
Leonardo said:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3bcd4d7524/5-reasons-pornstars-hate-50-shades-of-grey/
Who cares what porn stars think? They're meat puppets, not people.
I still don't understand how this became the 50 Shades thread.
Through crafty political maneuvering.
and jews controlling the media.
European cinema went way past anything 50 Shades could possibly get away with decades ago. ;)
Where were you in '77?
I've spent the last half hour looking up old commercials from my childhood on Youtube.
These were on tv when I was 5, 6, 7 years old. We're talking 1993, 1994, 1995.
I am in shock at how many of these ads I can remember watching. Or rather, I'll see the thing now and realize I have a trace of a memory, or I'll remember the music, or certain lines will suddenly come back to me and I'll remember repeating them.
To put things in context, I look at my childhood as a forgotten time, so far removed from me it might as well been another person. It was me, and some of that guy still lives, but much has changed.
It kind of frightens me..... how much information can a human brain retain?? By the looks of it, some of these memories never leave you. Yet, I've forgotten many, many things that I'm sure are far more important than stupid commercials!
And it really bothers me... how much tv did I watch as a youngster??? (answer: a lot, I'm sure. I never socialized as a kid, never got out of the house)
Most of my memories from childhood are a void. All I remember is television and vhs tapes. My grandpa died in 1995 and I don't remember spending time with him. It makes me sick.
Leonardo said:
Most of my memories from childhood are a void. All I remember is television and vhs tapes. My grandpa died in 1995 and I don't remember spending time with him. It makes me sick.
Seems like the complete opposite in my case. The '90s and early '00s are pretty clear in my mind, but the last ten years feel like a blur to me.
Of course, the past ten years have been little more than a series of ever-escalating disappointments, so I probably don't want to recall them all that well.
Every now and then I compile and edit videos on controversial subjects. If anyone is interested, I have just published my latest educational documentary on YouTube. This one has a strong connection to Hollywood, and there are a lot of film references contained within.
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DuracellEnergizer said:
I'll go on to become a notorious cult leader
When???!!
When the stars are right and Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh to force the whole of humanity to watch Fifty Shades of Grey in theatres at exorbitant prices without any washroom breaks.
Leonardo said:
I've spent the last half hour looking up old commercials from my childhood on Youtube.
These were on tv when I was 5, 6, 7 years old. We're talking 1993, 1994, 1995.
I am in shock at how many of these ads I can remember watching. Or rather, I'll see the thing now and realize I have a trace of a memory, or I'll remember the music, or certain lines will suddenly come back to me and I'll remember repeating them.
To put things in context, I look at my childhood as a forgotten time, so far removed from me it might as well been another person. It was me, and some of that guy still lives, but much has changed.
It kind of frightens me..... how much information can a human brain retain?? By the looks of it, some of these memories never leave you. Yet, I've forgotten many, many things that I'm sure are far more important than stupid commercials!
And it really bothers me... how much tv did I watch as a youngster??? (answer: a lot, I'm sure. I never socialized as a kid, never got out of the house)
Most of my memories from childhood are a void. All I remember is television and vhs tapes. My grandpa died in 1995 and I don't remember spending time with him. It makes me sick.
You probably saw those commercials dozens of times at the very least. Their repetition is designed to make them stick in one's memory. Ad agencies had this down to a science well before the 1990's.
Do you have photos or anything else of your grandfather? Sometimes that's all you need to trigger a memory. I think most early memories before 5 or 6 gets a little fuzzy once you reach adulthood. We're not computers after all.
Where were you in '77?
I have photos, his voice on tape, video, memories from other people... You name it.
The fact is, I only have the faintest direct memory of sitting on his knees.
I didn't realize I didn't remember grandpa just now, my memory has always had that cutoff point.
I just didn't pay attention to old people at the time. Not until I learned people die, at least. And that was when grandpa died.
The SNL 40th anniversary show was pretty lame.
My girlfriend spotted George Lucas in the audience (in front of Spielberg), so we're blaming him.
(didn't know where to put this thought... It's not random, but neither are the rest of the posts in this thread... It's not really Star Wars either... but now it's in both threads... )
Really? I thoroughly enjoyed it. My only problem was the musical numbers fell flat (outside of Marty and Bobbi and Bill Murray).
I died at Celebrith Jeopardy, but that's always been a favorite of mine.
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