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Rumor has it that Lucas did not sell Star Wars for the reasons he would like you to believe — Page 2

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Before the sale, Disney had an army of lawyers spending months doing diligence, it's pretty unlikely they would miss a little thing like George actually being some kind of weird co-owner of Star Wars.

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TV's Frink said:

I just looked up Chris Bores and I want that two minutes back.

 LOL, if you want to learn a comprehensive in depth analysis of Chris Bores aka The Irate Gamer (Maybe Me) I recommend checking out Encyclopedia Dramatica. I use this site religiously for all my my research needs: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Irate_Gamer

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Chris Bores said:

I don't want to reveal whether or not I am the real Chris Bores right now.

So you are then.

Tell Mike Matei I said hi.

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Gogogadget said:

Chris Bores said:

I don't want to reveal whether or not I am the real Chris Bores right now.

So you are then.

Tell Mike Matei I said hi.

 That asshole posted my private email on ScrewAttack forums. If I ever meet him in person he will be eating hospital food for weeks.

A new Skylanders video is coming soon, I know you guys can't wait!

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Just because a thread goes off the rails at post 1 doesn't mean it can't get even more ridiculous.  See this thread for proof.

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Case in point:

"I'm FILL IN THE BLANK! The homosexual Luciferians are going to use their pink ray to turn everyone into homosexuals!"

"Bitch, please! We're too busy making crappy music to have any time to do that!"

"LAIR! I know all about your attempts to turn little boys gay through rape and MTV!"

"Didn't you just claim we were using a pink ray to do that?"

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR FREEMASONRY DECEPTION, MINION OF SATAN!"

"Dude, you're making me look normal."

"If I play a Rob Zombie record backwards, I'll invert its innate black magic into Godly white magic that'll send you straight back to Hell! Just pressure me some more into playing it, Luciferian, JUST PRESSURE ME!"

"Whatever. I've got churches to desecrate. Catch you on the flip side."

MEANWHILE, IN SPACE ...

"Everything is proceeding according to plan, master. By the time the Terrans wise up to the gravity of their situation, it'll be too late to stop the invasion and complete subjugation of Earth!"

"Excellent!"

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How is that not a personal attack? Knock it off.

And a certain sockpuppet is in very deep Bantha poodoo. You know who you are.

Where were you in '77?

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Hi, I would like this thread deleted as I have gotten word that a certain someone would like to take it down and I will admit I am a sock.

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Chris Bores said:

Hi, I would like this thread deleted as I have gotten word that a certain someone would like to take it down and I will admit I am a sock.

 I know who you are now.  You've got a lot of nerve coming back yet again.

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TV's Frink said:

Chris Bores said:

Hi, I would like this thread deleted as I have gotten word that a certain someone would like to take it down and I will admit I am a sock.

 I know who you are now.  You've got a lot of nerve coming back yet again.

 Han Solo?

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TV's Frink said:

Chris Bores said:

Hi, I would like this thread deleted as I have gotten word that a certain someone would like to take it down and I will admit I am a sock.

 I know who you are now.  You've got a lot of nerve coming back yet again.

 Who is it?

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The Sockpeople are easily startled but they will be back and in greater numbers.

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Leonardo said:

TV's Frink said:

Chris Bores said:

Hi, I would like this thread deleted as I have gotten word that a certain someone would like to take it down and I will admit I am a sock.

 I know who you are now.  You've got a lot of nerve coming back yet again.

 Han Solo?

 Who?

Ray’s Lounge
Biggs in ANH edit idea
ROTJ opening edit idea

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TK-949 said:

Leonardo said:


Ok, but who's on first base?


Yes.

 No.

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TK-949 said:

Leonardo said:


Ok, but who's on first base?


Yes.

 I don't know.

“That’s impossible, even for a computer!”

“You don't do ‘Star Wars’ in Dobly.”

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StarThoughts said:

TK-949 said:

Leonardo said:


Ok, but who's on first base?


Yes.

 I don't know.

 No, I don't know is on third base, who's on first base.

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Handman said:

StarThoughts said:

TK-949 said:

Leonardo said:


Ok, but who's on first base?


Yes.

 I don't know.

 No, I don't know is on third base, who's on first base.

Number One is on first base.