If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place — Page 90

Yeah, you kill yourself and then what? At the very least, when you're alive, you get to experience boredom... which when viewed from another angle may not be the bad thing it's made out to be. From boredom come ideas.

You left your girlfriend? You *********, at least you had one!! I should kill myself !!

Life's a bitch, lift up your chin, go ahead even if it's meaningless.

Throw rocks at ducks, ride a bike, try woodworking, jerk off in a public restroom...

do something!

(for a fun game, try and guess which one of the above I've never done)

Bingowings said:

No don't throw rocks at ducks...

 ...or Witches.

RicOlie_2 said:

And Leonardo...you've never lifted up your chin?

 oh yes I have. Both of them.

I try to do that as much as I can.

Alright, it sounds sleazy if you say "public rest room" but it really was the faculty's john.

Bingo, you are a beautiful man.

Bingowings said:

Bollocks.

Life is much more than death.

It's novelty, it's weirdness, it's cheese footballs.

They don't look like footballs, they don't taste like cheese and are revolting and yet they are party food.

The whole spark of existence trapped in a conceptual art piece disguised as an ugly edible celebratory snack.

You are a bubble of chemicals caught in an explosion and yet you can feel despair. You are a miracle of probability mathematics, you've done the despair thing quite well (to be honest I find it a bit boring and gloomy after the first three decades) BUT!!

Try one of the other channels like curiosity... not too good for cats but you aren't a cat...I assume... (2014 cat's don't use the internet yet they just occupy the bits that aren't porn).

Or Cookery...! love a bit of short crust me!

The meaning of life *whispers* is there is no meaning so you can either get very cross or do what I do... MAKE MEANING!, invent rituals, make bread, plant vegetables, get fat and go on a diet, talk to beetles.

You have a blank sheet called your life, so you can write sonnets, do origami or are you just going to sit there giving yourself paper cuts?

A simple challenge, reinvent yourself, live and report back what you find.

This is an important post and it describes my way of life very simply.

Tyrphanax said:

Bingo, you are a beautiful man.

Bingowings said:

Bollocks.

Life is much more than death.

It's novelty, it's weirdness, it's cheese footballs.

They don't look like footballs, they don't taste like cheese and are revolting and yet they are party food.

The whole spark of existence trapped in a conceptual art piece disguised as an ugly edible celebratory snack.

You are a bubble of chemicals caught in an explosion and yet you can feel despair. You are a miracle of probability mathematics, you've done the despair thing quite well (to be honest I find it a bit boring and gloomy after the first three decades) BUT!!

Try one of the other channels like curiosity... not too good for cats but you aren't a cat...I assume... (2014 cat's don't use the internet yet they just occupy the bits that aren't porn).

Or Cookery...! love a bit of short crust me!

The meaning of life *whispers* is there is no meaning so you can either get very cross or do what I do... MAKE MEANING!, invent rituals, make bread, plant vegetables, get fat and go on a diet, talk to beetles.

You have a blank sheet called your life, so you can write sonnets, do origami or are you just going to sit there giving yourself paper cuts?

A simple challenge, reinvent yourself, live and report back what you find.

This is an important post and it describes my way of life very simply.

 Bingo you have no idea how much I needed this. Thank you ever so much, you lovely person.

Are you a bummer tied to a tree?

No?

Look out everyone, there's a bummer on the loose!

(School playgrounds in the '80s, so PC...)

Bingo is technically a bummer on the loose.