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2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games

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Well, its that time!   Here is a thread to talk about the Olympic games.   Piss on them here if you must.   I promise to be a lot calmer this time.   That said:

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yeah . . . that is sick . . . just sick.  I have to say I am very conflicted about this games(the story about the dogs, the corruption behind the scenes in Sochi, Putin,  the homophobia,  the threat of terrorist attacks, etc.).   I wish conditions could be different.  I think Sochi and Russia was a bad choice.  Still the Olympics are there and there is no changing that.   But I do hope America kicks Russia's ass in the games.  

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I've just seen the highlights of the opening ceremony on the news, that's enough sport for me. They said one of the rings failed to open...

...so the lighting engineer is probably already on a train to the gulag.

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Warbler said:

I have to say I am very conflicted about this games(the story about the dogs, the corruption behind the scenes in Sochi, Putin,  the homophobia,  the threat of terrorist attacks, etc.).   I wish conditions could be different.  I think Sochi and Russia was a bad choice.

 I'm with ya Warb. But still...

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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Ryan McAvoy said:

I've just seen the highlights of the opening ceremony on the news, that's enough sport for me. They said one of the rings failed to open...

...so the lighting engineer is probably already on a train to the gulag.

 

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Warbler said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

I've just seen the highlights of the opening ceremony on the news, that's enough sport for me. They said one of the rings failed to open...

...so the lighting engineer is probably already on a train to the gulag.

 

 ^ Is that Putin whispering into his mic "Send the lighting engineer to the gulag" ?

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twister111 said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

I've just seen the highlights of the opening ceremony on the news, that's enough sport for me. They said one of the rings failed to open...

Now in gif form!


Also more images:
http://s16.postimg.org/3kvnrqtvp/Mxitpp_I.jpg



http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7405/cooly.gif

 It's the SOOUULLLLLLLL TRAIN!

Where were you in '77?

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Much as I want to see Putin to fall flat on his evil, egomaniacal ass, (and have photos/video leak of him french kissing a guy) I hope everyone involved will be safe and sound.

This is still going to be the definition of uber clusterf#ck for years to come. I take solace in the fact that the crumbling bathroom fixtures in my house work a heck of a lot better than the brand new ones in Sochi. ;)

Where were you in '77?

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can you flush toilet paper  down your toilet? 

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SilverWook said:

Much as I want to see Putin to fall flat on his evil, egomaniacal ass, (and have photos/video leak of him french kissing a guy) I hope everyone involved will be safe and sound.

 on this I am sure we all agree. 

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Watch the royalty check to Daft Punk bounce like it was Flubber. ;)

Where were you in '77?

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TV's Frink said:

Also, I haven't found an embed for it yet, but apparently they performed this at the opening ceremonies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P08B_lBUL0E

 I swear to god they sing "Like the legend of the penis" at 0.15

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Warbler said:

SilverWook said:

TV's Frink said:

http://deadspin.com/russian-tv-didnt-show-the-olympic-rings-malfunction-1518516472

 Why am I not surprised? Reminds me how they cut away from the first (and only) launch of their Buran Space Shuttle in 1988, just as it cleared the tower.

Unlike the the opening ceremonies, that went off without a hitch. ;)

 if it went off without a hitch, why did they cut away from it?

 Because the Kremlin didn't want any accidents to be seen by the entire world? Russia was notoriously secretive about their space program during the Cold War era, especially their own disasters.

Rumors and tales of dead cosmonauts erased from the official history persist even today.

Where were you in '77?