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Guess The Titles the STAR WARS Sequels... just for fun. — Page 9

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Get a room.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ep 7- The Great Midichlorian Migration

The midichlorians of the galaxy have packed their bags and set out for somewhere new. Bye bye Force...

Preferred Saga:
1/2: Hal9000
3: L8wrtr
4/5: Adywan
6-9: Hal9000

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Star Wars Episode VII - The Ghost Danger

Star Wars Episode VIII - The Age of the rise of the Force Darkness

Star Wars Episode IX - Live long and Prosper

 

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Star Wars Episode VII: Please, Please, Please, Fucking Pretty Fucking Please Release the Remastered OOT at Long Last and I'll be the Happiest Person on the Planet


In 3-D.

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

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Star Wars : Episode VII : OneCentSky

Star Wars : Episode VIII : OneCentSky

Star Wars : Episode IX : OneCentSky

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Episode VII : Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound.
Episode VIII : Exploded cardinal preaches sermon from fish tank.
Episode IX : And where now for man raised by puffins?

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Bingowings said:

Episode VII : Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound.
Episode VIII : Exploded cardinal preaches sermon from fish tank.
Episode IX : And where now for man raised by puffins?

My favourite was always...

Episode VII: Venezuelan diplomat expelled for copying rice

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Now that the release date is known, it's safe to say the title will be:

Episode VII - Just Another Life Day

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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Just saw this in a old simpsons episode

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3446/3975183683_0a6393c557_o.jpg

Source - Season 21 Episode 1

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nightstalkerpoet said:

Ep 7- The Great Midichlorian Migration

The midichlorians of the galaxy have packed their bags and set out for somewhere new. Bye bye Force...

It's already been done with Dragonlance and the so-called "Fifth Age". Gods say bye-bye so no more magic. It went over just about as well as you might expect.

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Darth Balls said:

Just saw this in a old simpsons episode

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3446/3975183683_0a6393c557_o.jpg

Source - Season 21 Episode 1

Jar Jar reminds me of someone...

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Where were you in '77?

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Sorry to ask something unrelated.... can someone send me a myspleen invite please? PM me for my email address

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Episode VII Here We Go Again

Episode VIII I Have a Bad Feeling About This

Episode IX How Rude

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Episode VII: Is ESBR Done Yet?

Episode VIII: Star Wars Blooper Reel

Episode IX: Can I Have an Invite?

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Darth Balls said:


Just saw this in a old simpsons episode

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3446/3975183683_0a6393c557_o.jpg

Source - Season 21 Episode 1


Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The last fifteen seasons of The Simpsons have been just as bad as - if not worse than - the PT & SEs combined.

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SilverWook said:


Jar Jar reminds me of someone...


The black dork from "Homer Goes to College"?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

 

Darth Balls said:


Just saw this in a old simpsons episode

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3446/3975183683_0a6393c557_o.jpg

Source - Season 21 Episode 1


Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The last fifteen seasons of The Simpsons have been just as bad as - if not worse than - the PT & SEs combined.

 

I would guess enough people are still watching. It's not like Fox is keeping it on the air out of fuzzy nostalgia or anything. ;)

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Where were you in '77?

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Most of those people are tasteless teenagers and self-deluded fanboys who don't want to admit to themselves that their golden goose has turned to rust.

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I haven't in some time but I used to tune in to the new Simpsons every once in awhile. Not good television by any means, but there were still laughs to be had. 

On topic:

Episode VII: Not Even Remotely Like the Ones You Don't Like

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Episode VII: The Wrath of Karn

Episode VIII: The Search for Yaddle

Episode IX: The Voyage Home

Episode X: Filing Royal Taxes

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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I think there has been one that everyone was talking about. I thnk the official title is Star wars episode VII Poop stains do matter

Diddy Kong was murdered by Donkey Kong. Just sayin the truth.

Darth Kaos= Not an apprentice of anybody.

.TV's are a disgrace now.