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The Ultimate Showdown

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~ Luke Skywalker (Prime) vs Darth Sidious (Prime)
~ Takes place on the Death Star
~ Round 1 Just the Force
~ Round 2 Just Lightsabers
~ Round 3 Both
Discuss

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I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?

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Luke loses all three battles.

And why would they need to be labelled (Prime)? Did I miss something? Is the JJ Star Wars going to be a reboot as well?

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doubleofive said:

Luke loses all three battles.

And why would they need to be labelled (Prime)? Did I miss something? Is the JJ Star Wars going to be a reboot as well?

You probably just missed tons of fanfiction:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Empire

I've never read it, and, frankly, I don't feel like I'm missing out:

The story deals with the return of the villainous Palpatine, having successfully cheated death by becoming a spirit entity that is "reincarnated" through cloning technology. Other themes include Luke Skywalker temporarily succumbing to the Dark Side of the Force, the official return of Boba Fett (who had seemingly died after being swallowed by the Sarlacc in Return of the Jedi), and the first appearance of Princess Leia and Han Solo's son, Anakin Solo.

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I've got a better showdown:

Space Slug (prime)
vs.
Giant Rancor (alternate universe) 

Round 1: Just claws
Round 2: Just tongues
Round 3: All out brawl!

Discuss! 

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Luke would hold his own in the fight for a while, but then randomly throw down his lightsaber and say "You've failed, your highness!" After which the Emperor would fry him to death with Force lightning.

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I'd like to see a showdown between Yoda and Palpatine (Episode III doesn't count).

You know of the rebellion against the Empire?

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darth_ender said:

I've got a better showdown:

Space Slug (prime)
vs.
Giant Rancor (alternate universe) 

Round 1: Just claws
Round 2: Just tongues.......

MMmmmmmmmm..............yaaaaaaaaa.........................ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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Oww wow....that was good.

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Okay....How about:

Optimus (Prime) vs. the (Prime) Minister of Kamino?

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Hal 9000 said:


Seeing the word 'prime' after a Star Wars character makes me a little sad. I don't even know why.


It makes me think of Superboy Prime and all that other deconstructed comics shit.

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ray_afraid said:

^How was that thread allowed to die? That's the best thing I've seen in awhile. Good laughs!

You can find more of that kind of thing here.

Also on the Classic LOL Archive, but everyone knows that one.

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Aunt Beru

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Verses

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Aunt May

Thunderdome. Two enter, one leaves.

 

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Beru was fried to a crisp and stayed that way, while May died but then - through the magic of stupid, asinine retconning - returned to life and has been truckin' along ever since.

I'm placing my chips on the latter.

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You're forgetting the power of blue milk...

Preferred Saga:
1/2: Hal9000
3: L8wrtr
4/5: Adywan
6-9: Hal9000