Episode VII: Fear of a Black Planet
Episode VIII: Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black
Episode IX: The Evil Empire of Everything
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episode VII: the apology
"There's no cluster of midiclorians that controls my destiny!" -Han Solo, from a future revision of ANH
Episode VII : Daleks Invasion Earth 2150AD
Bingowings said:
Episode VII : Daleks Invasion Earth 2150AD
x-D
Episode VII: Vengeance on Varos
Episode VIII: The Curse of Fenric
Episode IX: The Caves of Androzani
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Episode VII: Night of the Living Jedi
Episode VIII: Dawn of the Jedi
Episode VIII.I: Jedi 2/Jedie/Jedie Force Users
Episode XI: Day of the Jedi
So, a new book came out and we learned so much, and it is called, “Anguilosaurus, Killer of the Living”.
georgec said:
VII: Sabacc Royale
VIII: Quantum of Midichlorians
IX: Skywalkerfall
I like this one.
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
Episode VII: Krayt East of Jawa
Episode VIII: The Grapes of Hoth
Episode XI: The Maltese Rebel Blockade Runner
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Episode VII: A Jedi Knight at the Opera
Episode VIII: Go Wedge
Episode XI: A Day at the Podraces
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Episode VII : Happy Fett
Episode VIII : Palpatine Wolf
Episode XI : Picnic At Han Ewok
Bingowings said:
Episode XI : Picnic At Han Ewok
Double pun. Win!
Episode VII: It Couldn't Happen Here
Episode VIII: Yesterday, When I Was Mad
Episode IX: A Red Letter Day
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Star Wars: JJ Abrams Edition:
Episode VII: I Worked Really Hard On This
Episode VIII: Just Give It Another Chance
Episode IX: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
Star Wars: Disney Edition:
Episode VII: The Magic Jedi Kingdom
Episode VIII: Return to Netherworld
Episode IX: It's A Small Galaxy After All
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Ryan McAvoy said:
Episode VII: Fear of a Black Planet
Episode VIII: Apocalypse 91... The Enemy Strikes Black
Episode IX: The Evil Empire of Everything
VII Intergalactic
VIII Planetary
IX Planetary 2
VII I Get Knocked Down
VIII But I Get Up Again
IX You're Never Gonna Keep Me Down
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
VII Faster Then A Ray of Light
VIII Faster Than A Ray of Light
IX Faster Than A Ray of Lighiiiayiiiayiiiayiiiiiiight!
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
VII. How Does It Feel
VIII. To Treat Me Like You Do
IX. And You've Laid Your Hands Upon Me
X. And Told Me Who You Are
Star Wars Episode VII: The New Blood
Star Wars Episode VIII: Jacen Takes Coruscant
Jacen Goes to Hell: The Final Star Wars.
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Hope II
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Empire Strikes Back II
Star Wars Episode IX: Return of the Jedi, but Better
SW Ep. VII: Lemmings
SW Ep. VIII: Oh No...More Lemmings
SW Ep. IX: Lemmings Revolution
Later on TV - Christmas Lemmings Holiday Special
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
DominicCobb said:
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Hope II
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Empire Strikes Back II
Star Wars Episode IX: Return of the Jedi, but Better
Hey Davnes007 already said that one (almost)
Still think this was one of my best:
Jaitea said:
Episode 7: The Return of the One Eyed Snake
After his miraculous escape from the Original Death Star, your friend & mine, Diaoga returns to terrify our unsuspecting heroes all over again with side-splitting results......not one for the faint hearted
Episode 8: Sith Academy
Hilarious goings on at the Sith Academy where the massive college & training unit is threatened with closure due to there only being one Master & one apprentice....time to bend those rules....if the Academy is to survive
Episode 9: Going Solo
After the break-up of his marriage Han moves in with his old Wookiee mate, Chewie who is also coming to terms with hair loss, there is nothing Han or the Heroes can do to persuade the balding Wookiee to cover up.
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JJ
Ryan McAvoy said:
Episode VII: Krayt East of Jawa
Episode VIII: The Grapes of Hoth
Episode XI: The Maltese Rebel Blockade Runner
The Maltese Falcon.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Episode VII: Interstellar Overdrive
Episode VIII: Atom Heart Mother
Episode XI: Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
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Jaitea said:
DominicCobb said:
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Hope II
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Empire Strikes Back II
Star Wars Episode IX: Return of the Jedi, but Better
Hey Davnes007 already said that one (almost)
Carp. Well, the last one is the punchline anyway.
Very funny, all. I especially liked your descriptions Jaitea.
Star Wars Episode VII: I Have a Bad Feeling About This
Star Wars Episode VIII: It's A Trap
Star Wars Episode IX: Nooooooooooooooooo
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For serious consideration, my working title for my E1 rewrite: Balance of Peace
The blue elephant in the room.
Episode VII: Generations
Episode VIII: First Contact
Episode IX: Insurrection
Episode X: Nemesis
Episode XI: Star Wars
Episode XII: Star Wars Into Darkside
Episode VII: The Ballad of Halo Jones
Episode VIII: Voice of the Fire
Episode IX: The Return of the Two-Storey Brain
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