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George Lucas ties the knot...

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How long until George goes back and modifies the marriage contract?

I kid, I kid. Congratulations to them. I just hope they have enough money saved up. ;)

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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Or digitally inserts people who couldn't make it into the wedding photos? Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)

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I thought this was going to be a thread about George Lucas' vasectomy.

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The good thing about vasectomies is that you can reverse them. That might come in handy for George, if his original vision of his fertility happens to change in the future.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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The earnest plea for positivity didn't last long. Lol.

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But jokes aside...

...they make a lovely couple ^

Congrats to them.

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Hey, it's me. said:

Her smile says it all. 'Kerching' 

Oh, you old cynic.

She was already a millionaire before meeting George I believe.

Anyway after he got burned last time, I'm sure they've got a water tight prenup.

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Pics like that always look like 'hey it's the bride and her dad!' Let's just hope ol' stud muffin George can keep up in the bedroom??? Lol.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Anyway after he got burned last time, I'm sure they've got a water tight prenup.

Yeah, amidst the fine print is a comma that reads "If the husband ever finds the wife anywhere near editing facilities, the whole deal is over".

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All these jokes and all I can think about is why the hell did George wear a white tie with a white shirt?  But in all seriousness I hope he has a good marriage and a fun semi-retirement.  Who knows?  Maybe he'll be so overwhelmed by the joy of marriage that he'll tell Kathleen to get to work restoring the original negatives of the OT.  Wishful thinking, maybe?

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Don't worry, he'll fix his fashion blooper in post. ;)

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Just imagine George on their wedding night.

"Faster! More intense!"

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Duracell, that graphic is pushing it.

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Anyone else think George is losing weight?  His neck appears much more distinct from his chin than it has in recent years.

"George, we hate you for making more Star Wars movies.  Please make more Star Wars movies."

-The Internet

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He's looking pretty good these days.

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