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Darth Vader Gets Voted Galaxy's Best Father

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Darth Vader Wins the Galaxy's Best Father Award, check him out

Not only does Darth Vader get the Galaxy's Best Father award, he also has bobbleheads that commemorate this event

 

didnt he cut off his sons hand???

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I wonder how many dads will be getting this for Father's day

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I don't know... maybe you know where sons can purchase them?

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Mander said:

didnt he cut off his sons hand???

 Didn't he torture his daughter?

I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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Vader practiced tough love. It made his children better.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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Didn't he choke his pregnant wife to the point that she lost the will to live and inexplicably died leaving his children effectively orphans?

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If you include the PT in your personal canon, I suppose so.

In my world, she is Vader.

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I hope.

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Bingowings said:

Didn't he choke his pregnant wife to the point that she lost the will to live and inexplicably died leaving his children effectively orphans?

I guess he was also a deadbeat husband.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”