Well that’s nice to hear. But you know what else is kind of cool? …fat people! ;D …because I’m completely insane!
Sly Snooties’ animated fat now looks comical when it jiggles.
Speaking of which, her band now plays “Never Gonna Give You Up”. At least we admit that the film is Rickrolling the audience!
The Queen now hires Enderman as her double.
AHHHHHHH-SAFAN-YAAAAAAAA-HEFALIIINSAFA (or whatever it was - it’s been years since I saw The Lion King…)
C-3PO is now a double agent for the Trade Federation.
After the battle of Naboob, he is sent to Tatooine where he’s painted green.
As a result of colour timing, there is now a subliminal advert for lightsaber duel playsets.
A bit more Hamill-kin, because this one looks hilarious.
Kamino is now home to lens flare overkill, making it look that bit more like the JJprise.
A meta-crisis takes place when Hamill-kin and George go to the opera house to watch Star Wars on a 20x40’ screen. And it still looks like a waxwork museum!
Airbrush the lines from whatshisname’s face.
When the escape pod is launched, the officer says “Go ahead and fire.” And what happens!?
And yet the movie continues as if they missed (they probably did).
Old Ben gets that pipe the script promised him.
In Mos Eisley, rontos block the screen entirely at various intervals.
Han actually runs into Darth Vader in the corridors!
We see Tarkin begin to transport off the Death Star just as it explodes, guaranteeing some unknown sequel in the future.
And that meteorite on Hoth? It’s actually a Martian capsule.
Which leads into a less than subtle nod to the machines that the AT-ATs descended from (thanks to Mr. Grote for the model)
Which allows room for Liam Neeson to reprise his role as the Journalist - or Cliff Klavensburger, whichever’s easiest.
Instead of being encased in carbonite, Han is transfigured into a waxwork - assuming the digital labs haven’t turned him into one already!
And finally, R2 falls through a rift in the film’s continuum when he is shot on Endor.
There! How’d ya like that, Georgie!? These are MY movies now! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!