News of the Apocalypse

Here is a thread to post anything that might be related to our impending apocalyptic doom.

The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" has begun in Miami, where police shot a naked, mindless man who was literally feeding off the face of another naked man.

After being shot, the zombie continued to feed, requiring the police to shoot him a second time. CBS Miami reports:

"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he'd ever seen."

Mike Adams has written a full account of the "zombification of America" in today's feature story:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html

I'm vegetarianian.  That means I only eat vegetarians.  Omnivors are so... gamey.

xhonzi said:

I'm vegetarianian.  That means I only eat vegetarians.  Omnivors are so... gamey.

I'm with you.  I only eat Grass fed, free range humans...

THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM SHALL CONSUME US ALL!!!! REPENT!! REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun fact! The guy who was attacked and eaten is still alive! He was rushed to the ER and will have to undergo some facial reconstruction but otherwise he's in stable condition.

The virus is spreading!

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBARA!!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Zombies suck. Revenants are where it's at.

No, no, no...

Zombies eat brains.

Vampires suck.

After the police shot the man the first time, an officer shouted at the perp to cease and desist from eating the victims nose. The perp responded by moving to the victims eye's, and was heard mumbling something about the nose being a bit runny anyways, before the police fired the second deadly shot.  

Phillip said:

It's overblown nonsense.
A lot of drug nuts running wild.

^ I suppose that makes you her bath salt pusher?

FanFiltration said:

http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html

Disturbing.

On a lighter note, scrolling down that page, I came across this amusing bit of humour:

Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...

Oh wait, that's every day on Wall Street.

It's a lie!

TV's Frink said:

What about reverse vampires? Do they blow?

Nah.

Those are Soviet Vampires