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Here is a thread to post anything that might be related to our impending apocalyptic doom.

 

The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" has begun in Miami, where police shot a naked, mindless man who was literally feeding off the face of another naked man.

After being shot, the zombie continued to feed, requiring the police to shoot him a second time. CBS Miami reports:

"Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he'd ever seen."

Mike Adams has written a full account of the "zombification of America" in today's feature story:
http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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I'm a vegetarian.

I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.

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I'm vegetarianian.  That means I only eat vegetarians.  Omnivors are so... gamey.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

I'm vegetarianian.  That means I only eat vegetarians.  Omnivors are so... gamey.

I'm with you.  I only eat Grass fed, free range humans...

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOM SHALL CONSUME US ALL!!!! REPENT!! REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After the police shot the man the first time, an officer shouted at the perp to cease and desist from eating the victims nose. The perp responded by moving to the victims eye's, and was heard mumbling something about the nose being a bit runny anyways, before the police fired the second deadly shot.  

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Bingowings said:

I'm a vegetarian.

I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.

yeah, but you're made of meat.

 

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Johnny Ringo said:

Bingowings said:

I'm a vegetarian.

I just thought I'd make that perfectly clear.

yeah, but you're made of meat.

Sometimes... yes but I'm well passed my best before date.

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Phillip said:

It's overblown nonsense.
A lot of drug nuts running wild.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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^ I suppose that makes you her bath salt pusher?

 

FanFiltration said:

http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zombie_apocalypse_Miami_police.html

Disturbing.

On a lighter note, scrolling down that page, I came across this amusing bit of humour:

Imagine masses of drooling creatures slinking through the streets in raggedy business suits, oblivious to reality and only seeking to feed on the innocent masses...

Oh wait, that's every day on Wall Street.

“It’s a lot of fun… it’s a lot of fun to watch Star Wars.” – Bill Moyers

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It's a lie!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Could you please come and run our government?

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TV's Frink said:

What about reverse vampires? Do they blow?

Nah.

 

 

Those are Soviet Vampires

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