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A new low in Star Wars games — Page 2

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Yes, I would also have accepted Macarena-chlorians.

This game is really no big deal, you can't get any lower than the current situation with the actual movies. This is classy compared to that crass bullshit.

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I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo…

Erag!!!!

 I got it stuck in my head.

Any way what a bout having Jar Jar do the Macarena

Or maybe he can do Numa Numa

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red5-626 said:


Any way what a bout having Jar Jar do the Macarena

Or maybe he can do Numa Numa


Nah. Have him do that bit with the water from Flashdance.

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Unbelievably, someone's already gone there.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/037/3/0/Flashdance_Jar_Jar_by_miraea.jpg/img

Deviant art, indeed.

DE

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red5-626 said:

I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo…

 

And you know what the odd thing is? I've been singing it like that, with the fake lyrics, since I first heard the song months ago. They stole my balloons idea!!

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If they give me my proper blu-ray of the OTs, they can make all this other weird crap they want for all I care.

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Leonardo said:

red5-626 said:

I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo…

 

And you know what the odd thing is? I've been singing it like that, with the fake lyrics, since I first heard the song months ago. They stole my balloons idea!!

Then it's worse than I thought... WEREWOLVES!

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So I tried to see if I can download a free demo of this thru my xbox. Interestingly, there is no free demo. Since most xbox games seem to get a demo, I wonder if they knew this was a stinker.

 

You know of the rebellion against the Empire?

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red5-626 said:

But how where they going to make a
Star Wars guitar hero rip-off?

 http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/My-Fake-Star-Wars-Band-Rock-Band-Porkins-and-the-Came-From-Behinds/topic/10863/

Erikstormtrooper said:

So I tried to see if I can download a free demo of this thru my xbox. Interestingly, there is no free demo. Since most xbox games seem to get a demo, I wonder if they knew this was a stinker.

I'd say no more than half of Xbox games get a demo.  Kinect Disneyland, arguably one of the best Kinect games (er... for kids) has no demo either.  And Happy Action Theatre, the actual best Kinect game, does.  So there you go.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Actually, the footage in Rebel Strike is from the SE.

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I saw the entire playthrough of the Han Solo dance on YouTube, and of everything I've ever seen in my life, this is the one thing I wish I could unsee. But I cannot.

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What system(s) was Demolition on?

It's also on Dreamcast.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the appeal of V8 or Demolition...just seems like Streets of Sim City to me, with much smaller stages, and without the terrible music.

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xhonzi said:

Erikstormtrooper said:

So I tried to see if I can download a free demo of this thru my xbox. Interestingly, there is no free demo. Since most xbox games seem to get a demo, I wonder if they knew this was a stinker.

I'd say no more than half of Xbox games get a demo.  Kinect Disneyland, arguably one of the best Kinect games (er... for kids) has no demo either.  And Happy Action Theatre, the actual best Kinect game, does.  So there you go.

Due to my limited experience with xbox, I'll grant that probably only half of the games get demos. But there is a demo for Kinect Disneyland; I downloaded it. It does seem like most of the major releases get demos.

You know of the rebellion against the Empire?

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Erikstormtrooper said:

xhonzi said:

Erikstormtrooper said:

So I tried to see if I can download a free demo of this thru my xbox. Interestingly, there is no free demo. Since most xbox games seem to get a demo, I wonder if they knew this was a stinker.

I'd say no more than half of Xbox games get a demo.  Kinect Disneyland, arguably one of the best Kinect games (er... for kids) has no demo either.  And Happy Action Theatre, the actual best Kinect game, does.  So there you go.

Due to my limited experience with xbox, I'll grant that probably only half of the games get demos. But there is a demo for Kinect Disneyland; I downloaded it. It does seem like most of the major releases get demos.

Hmmm... looking for a way to still be right here...  hmmm...

Ah, here it is...  So, there is a demo for Disneyland... but it came out in February- four months after the November release.  So it didn't have one upon release, or when I bought it in December.  

I don't think any of the Halo games ever get demos, and I think most Call of Duty games eschew demos as well. 

This is all somewhat academic, however, because I agree with you.  This seems like a game that should have a demo, unless they're afraid it would have a negative effect on sales.  

However, the comparison to Disneyland is probably a good one.  There's a built-in fan-base that will purchase the game based on the subject matter alone.  They'll buy it with or without a demo.  After all of those units have sold, there is another segment that might be won over with a demo- if the game is any good.

Hopefully we see a demo in a month or so.  I know I won't be buying it any time soon.  I doubt a demo would change my mind, but I'd be happy to try it out.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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My laughter turned to tears, than to laughter...then back to tears.

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Also, seems like the game gets even more ridiculous, (and Village Peopleish) as it progresses.

That's 100% real. :/

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Once again C-3PO finds himself being the brunt of gay jokes.

Damn you, LucasArts! Damn you straight to hell!

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I can just imagine the look of horror on their mother's faces when young boys are caught striking those poses to that tune :-D

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Will these boobheads be placated if they have a virtual chastity option?