Twelve Reasons "Star Wars" (aka ANH) Suckz — Page 2

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1) We're looking for stolen plans that aren't a life form, but we're not going to bother with the tractor beam on this escape pod because it has "no life signs" duh...I hope Vader force choked some sense back into them.

2)Lukes underwater running out of air right at Han's feet, but all he does is splash around like he's at the swiming pool! I mean there's only like 15 inches of water!

3)The Death Star has too many chasms, they're everywhere, near walkways, landing bays, right behind workstations, even tractor beam terminals are placed out in them. For heavens sake why?, are they trying to save the cost of copper wiring and railings?

4)A single hole thats god knows how many miles long straight into the central reactor? Could they not have had a branching network of exhaust tubes? That's not a design flaw it's force choking incompetence.

5)So its's a really really important mission, firing a proton torpedo down the afore mentioned hole. Why in gods name does no-one think to fly behind and attempt to shoot any tie fighters that are attempting the same to the those engaged in said vital mission.  Hundereds of lives at stake and all.

On a slight tangent, I never had a problem with parsecs as some seem to.  I always assumed Han meant that he took a shorter route that was open to him due to having a more powerfull hyperdrive, or some such.

Chirtman said:

On a slight tangent, I never had a problem with parsecs as some seem to.  I always assumed Han meant that he took a shorter route that was open to him due to having a more powerfull hyperdrive, or some such.

 

 

Stop being a gushing apologist! TFN has a place for people like you!!!

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I see the purpose of both of your threads, Senor TheBoost, and I completely concur with your reasoning mentioned in the other one.  There is room for genuine criticism of George Lucas, but I think there comes a point where folks just love to hate him and find every stupid thing wrong with him.

I believe that thread was the catalyst, but according to this thread, his purpose is truly to stand up to all unnecessary George hate.

Gaffer Tape said:

He's just a simple fanboy from Connecticut.

Connecticut?  Connecticut!?  A simple fanboy he.

OT.com, dear OT.com, you are all obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied.  Once again you come between me and my lovely bride.  OT.com, you're driving me to homicide!

Why didn't R2 upload the stolen death star plans to the internet?

none said:

Why didn't R2 upload the stolen death star plans to the internet?

Because of all the atmosphere in space.

Monolithium said:

I hate the fact that Lucas ripped off the Binary Sunset scene from Revenge of the Sith.  Luke staring out, yearning for adventure, is nowhere near as powerful as Owen staring out, yearning for SIDS.

What's 15 inches long, has a blue-ish had and makes women scream all night??

I like your sparkling personality!

There's enough stuff in the originals that can also be mocked, although none of it is probably as in-your-face obnoxious and obviously inserted as the SE changes.

skyjedi2005 said:

empire trikes back

I'd watch it.

Davnes007 said:

TV's Frink said:

skyjedi2005 said:

empire trikes back

I'd watch it.

Idunno...sounds kind of tupid, to me.

No, you're thinking of something else.  This is the long lost cut where the Empire uses trikes (otherwise known as tricycles) as their main weapons against the Rebellion.