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Pagz said:
Needs more sparkly day vampires.
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Thanks for coming out, g'night everybody!
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Every character could be homosexual and spend the entire saga deliberating about when to come out of closet.
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in the scene when leia kisses luke in ESB you could dub her with the lines of Lorraine in BTTF one commenting on how it seems like she is kissing her brother LOL
John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/
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Only Lord Flashheart is allowed to laugh at his own jokes.
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The worst one has already been done. Alert my stardestroyer to prepare for my arrival, and then they show it.LOL.
How in the name of hell is that necessary exposition. Its as stupid as captain obvious in Episode 1 who i wish had been thrown out an airlock before they made it to tatooine, along with Jar Jar and Anakin too, unnecessary baggage. Pathetic lifeforms as Obi Wan said.
“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.
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Not cool, dude, not cool.
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Offended Ric, was Offended.
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
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Can't blame him. He's a sensitive guy, despite his handsomeness.
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go get the torches!!
John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/
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Seeing as the Trade Federation capital ships are clearly Euro sign shaped it would be a terrible idea to replace all the Separatists ships with Non-American currency signs.
This would obviously require all the those lovely wedges of the Republic to be replaced with curly dollar sign shaped ships which would be eventually be replaced by giant credit cards as the Evil Empire rises.
The Rebels would then adopt a barter system and have ships shaped like gherkins, cows, hand knitted sweaters, wholemeal bread, wooden toys, home grown potatoes and promissory notes to do useful chores in exchange for surplus produce etc.
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fishmanlee said:
in the scene when leia kisses luke in ESB you could dub her with the lines of Lorraine in BTTF one commenting on how it seems like she is kissing her brother LOL
i cant believe no-one took notice of this comic gold
John Williams score to Return of the Jedi Remastered/Remixed:
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/JOHN-WILLIAMS-Star-Wars-Episode-VI-Return-of-the-Jedi-Remastered-Edition/topic/14606/page/1/
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fishmanlee said:
fishmanlee said:
in the scene when leia kisses luke in ESB you could dub her with the lines of Lorraine in BTTF one commenting on how it seems like she is kissing her brother LOL
i cant believe no-one took notice of this comic gold
Thanks for laughing at your own joke.
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Bingowings said:
Only Lord Flashheart is allowed to laugh at his own jokes.
1.Turn the droid torture chamber in ROTJ into an illegal 'Jawa Juice' distillery.
Replacing the gonk droid with a barrel being labeled and the mini medical droid with a Jawa being freshly squeezed.
2.Wrap up the mystery of why Qui-Gon's ghost never appeared in the saga :
3.Luke : Do you remember you grandmother, your real grandmother?
Shmoo Skywalker
4. Redub General Grievous to make him more like real life General Marvin D. Bomb-The-Bastards.
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Obi-Wan turns all the Death Star tractor beams on maximum power by mistake and the station is buried under what was left of Alderaan.
Or he switches them to the interior of the station and station implodes as everything is sucked into the reactor core.
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The Muppet song in ROTJ is now an alien language version of Lady Gaga's Pokerface.
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To make it more consistent with Episode I's love for fart jokes, when Han finds Luke in the beginning of Empire, have him pull out a blanket, cover Luke, and fart into it. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."
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Bobocop said:
To make it more consistent with Episode I's love for fart jokes, when Han finds Luke in the beginning of Empire, have him pull out a blanket, cover Luke, and fart into it. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."
Ahahahahaha, this is full of win.
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Icky.
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In ROTJ, Jabba would dislike the Jedi Rocks song so Marty McFly comes along and sings Johnny B Goode.
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greenpenguino said:
In ROTJ, Jabba would dislike the Jedi Rocks song so Marty McFly comes along and sings Jabba B Goode.
Fixed.
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Replace all of Jack Thompson(the actor)'s dialogue in AOTC with the other Jack Thompson, blaming Shmi's kidnap and later her murder on rap music, video games and Howard Stern's potty mouth.
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Instead of Hoth being an ice planet, it's a planet made of ice-cream, and when Luke escapes the wampa he starts eating lots of the ice-cream, giving him a brain-freeze. Which makes him collapse
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Jar Jar Binks revealed as Jango Fett. All Stormtroopers are cloned from Jar Jar. Return of the Jedi revolves around a battle between the Mon Calamari and the Gungans bringing this epic tale full circle.
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Replace the escape pods with 1950's fridges.