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Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes! — Page 6

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Cookie MOnster doesn't seem to still be around, but if he were- I know he'd love that joke, Frink.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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A gay man was rushed to hospital earlier today, after a bizarre sex game left him with several toy horses lodged up his arse.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

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I don't know, but if I had to guess... I'd say it's in 'the back' somewhere?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!