NEW NEW REPUBLIC RP PROBOARD! — Page 14

We'll have none of that!

Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB!

Although Han's hand felt nice on her boob, Erica wasn't sure what to do as she looked at Han...then at the bitch...then back at Han, etc.. Erica could feel Han's confused excitement, and embarrassment, (through his hand, as well as empathetically) as he tried to figure out what the heck he should do next.

"Hmmmm......so you did this stuff in College, too?", Erica inquired.

Erica looked at Anjella, and smiled, then continued, "...but I've already got someone to play with."

Erica then gently took Han's sweaty hand off her lovely bosom, and put it where it belonged...on bitch's sexy body. Then Erica slowly left the lovers, to join her bestest friend as they watched the couple get down to business.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Mini Ric Olie paused in mid stride. All thoughts of the Mini Death Star vanished from his mind as he caught sight of Big Ric, Han, Leia, Erica, Anjella, and a large crowd on onlookers. He definitely needed to be a part of this group experience!

Mini Ric ran as fast as his diminutive legs would carry him. He was afraid the fun would be over before he could reach them, a feeling that only intensified as he saw Erica disengage from the Ric/Han/Leia group. He became so despondent that he barely noticed he had already reached them.

Huzzah! The game was afoot. Unfortunately it was literally a foot, as he was too short to join in on much of the action. So, Mini Ric did what Mini Ric could do.

Mini Ric began to emphatically hump Leia's bronzed leg.

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: Correct me if my logic fails me, but didn't the wise and deadly Han Solo NOT approve of this minature version of humanity?, I would not be suprised if 'Post Deletion Time' is upon us.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Showing great restraint, Mini Ric stopped loving Leia's leg and rambled over to Murr Waawat. He lept with all his might, and punched Murr SQUARE IN HIS ALIEN NUTS.

Mini Ric turned back to Leia and let her leg have it once again, with renewed vigor.

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB! said:

Murr simply stood there, taking the shot with minimal discomfort, knowing the tiny arrogant man that seems to run soley on his ego doesn't even have any.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: Murr better hope Mini Ric doesn't get a hold of that Mini Death Star, or even a FAT-AT. Murr's discomfort would extend way beyond minimal.

These posts are almost certain to get deleted.

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: There shouldn't even be a Mini Ric.. for the SECOND time, I refer to the fact that Han Solo, with his god-like Admin powers will erase Mini Arse with EASE!

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: Well, fair enough, but don't blame me. That little dude is proving impossible to control!

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: why am I having a very hard time believing that...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: I'm sure I don't understand what you are insinuating.

As predicted, all the Mini Ric posts have been deleted, without any notice at all.  This will not stand...

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Mini Ric looked around in confusion.  He could have sworn he had been humping Leia's leg again after punching Murr in the balls, but suddenly he was in the distance, watching the group interplay again.

Oh well, Mini Ric was nothing if not adaptable.  Knowing there was still plenty of time to search for the Mini Death Star, he ran over to the group and resumed his love affair with Leia's lower appendage.

And the last Mini Ric post got zapped too.  Since Chaz isn't saying anything at all, poor old Mini Ric might just have to get caught in a leg humping time loop.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

ZAP!!!

Mini Ric found himself on the outskirts again, watching the group in the distance like nothing had happened.  What was going on here?  Was Mini Ric caught in some weird Groundhog Day time loop?  Could Murr be short for Bill Murray?  Only one way to find out...

Mini Ric charged Leia's leg once more, just to see what would happen.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

SHOOOOOOP!!!

Mini Ric found himself on the outskirts yet again.  He swore he could hear "I Got You Babe" playing faintly in the distance.  Well, perhaps his love affair with Leia's fine gams was causing this time loop.  Only one way to be sure...

Mini Ric ran full speed up to the group, but instead of heading for Leia, he took a sharp right and punched Murr right in the Johnson...you know, just to see what would happen.

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: Will you please stop hitting me in the nether region... or does Mini Ric have a confession to make about being attracted to that area... hehehe

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

OOC: Don't worry, because of this time loop thing, it will seem to you as if it never happened.  And like I said, I can't be held responsible for Mini Ric anymore.  I built him, but he has evolved beyond my control.

Hey, I just discovered you can make entries in the CBOX with any name you want!

ADMIN: Hilarious "Chaz"... Not approved

Anyone know who "The Geeza" is?

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Rogue Jedi Master Erica @ NNRRPB!

Erica and Anjella watched as Han and bitch stared into eachother's eyes, and got closer to eachother. Erica knew that they totally wanted to do it right here, right now.

As she got turned on by the sexual tension, Erica pulled Anjella closer, and nuzzled her neck, and subtly ran her hands along Anjella's slender body, making her tremble with anticipation.

Then, Erica whispered into Anjella's ear......things that would be considered inappropriate in mixed company, or in the forums she visits on the Galactic Interweb.

Anjella just giggled as she heard the naughty things Erica wanted to do...and then giggled even more as she suddenly notice a weird small mini version of Ric.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

*FAP*

Mini Ric appeared on the outskirts yet again.  He was damned if he was going to go anywhere Leia's leg or Murr's balls this time - not without the fabled Mini Death Star, at any rate.

Mini Ric headed off into the jungle to find it.

Ric Olie @ NNRRPB! said:

Mini Ric appeared suddenly, at the controls of the Mini Death Star.

*pew pew pew*

The MDS spat tiny lasers directly at Murr's balls.

Murr Waawat @ NNRRPB!! said:

OOC: Seriously Ric, it's getting quite pathetic that all your doing is posting attacks on my guy's private areas, try growing up for christ's sake.
All I said was that the ADMIN to this place DID NOT approve Mini Ric, so you should NOT have put him in... mainly because your own spinoff of Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies is just stupid, as well as the Mini Death-Star.
I know that it's contradictory that I'm on a Forum site for Star Wars but at least I'm trying to be mature here, I know you've been here longer and done more posts, but from what i've seen you've got almost no grasp on serious RPing.
Proof of that is the consistant claims that Ric Olie is handsome... A Hutt is better looking

GRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIC SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so imature!

*sob*